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I like turtles! lol

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@JonStewartIL Ive seen June bugs fly straighter than that. Good thing the pilots wobble around or couldn't make anything out with the poor filming...

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@smith_will14593 @Belorris Interestingly in the 90s, the notion that men could be completely removed and the human race would continue with only women was going around, since technology and cloning and all that...

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@DudeWhoInvests Ever see a lab eat just about anything? Its kinda like that 😳

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

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@onlyskypace 300 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

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@astrotraderr Price action is king

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@WallstCryptoBul Funny enough, my arrow was still pretty accurate as to where price ended up before it took off.

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@D3EPNET @charliecolecc

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@yrubnab @elonmusk Eh its fun to speculate online. Makes little difference here anyhow.
How exotic antimatter is, antigravity wouldn't be out of the question, imo. Gravity having a relationship with time is the sticking point and makes physicists have to rethink causality...

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@yrubnab @elonmusk I want to edit my original post now. Oh well...

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@elonmusk Given the implications of what gravity actually is, this will open a whole set of worms that most people do not realize, if your implying that a system will be developed that will make interstellar travel by superluminal means possible.

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@elonmusk

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@ThiccTeddy 💥💥💥

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@ThiccTeddy Gotta catch that reversal...

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@Timcast Part of my union contract is that I dont touch anything I have not been trained on.

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@RogerSeheult A lady died shortly after a 4+ hr flight sick with this. That was a week before they knew it was andes virus. This thing is in the wild.

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@AwakenWithJP So you're saying there's a vaccine?...

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@Cardoso "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine." Hope that helps.