Michael Petersen

Hakuna Matata 🇺🇸 BoomerSooner 💗Strength & Honor ⭐️ Dallas Stars

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

I love my Wife, America, freedom, sports, food, and the Lord of the Rings series in roughly that order. Bless up fam 🇺🇸

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@Logstar08 @TxDOT

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@miahblink @Rich_Hook @V1ces8 @taigastyle you’re talking to my man all wrong it’s the wrong tone - we are family watch that language around my guy.

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@Rich_Hook @miahblink @V1ces8 @taigastyle lmk if i need to step in here fam

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@ProducerDrew_

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@WMitchell618

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Jason Robertson, signed 1x$12M by DAL, is an elite scoring winger who uses his size and hockey I.Q. to contribute at both ends of the ice. A slow skater who supports the play in transition rather than driving it, with expert positioning and buildup passing. Excellent shot.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it genuinely feels to finally sit on your own toilet again after a long vacation

[greg @greg16676935420]

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@Kalshi they give zero fucks about hiding the familial corruption at this stage

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@BarstoolYak this reminds me of the episode of the office where michael scott shuts his foot in a george foreman grill he placed at the foot of his bed to wake up to the smell of crackling bacon in the morning - he wraps his foot in bubble wrap - i’ve seen this bit and michael scott did it

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@WMitchell618

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@JackPosobiec why have you after grandstanding like a fuckin idiot on social media about the “Epstein Files” not followed up on your promise of “more to come” you are a bought and paid for shill and it’s sad to see.

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@GovMikeHuckabee @LindseyGrahamSC you are a fuckin lunatic my guy

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@NHL_Muse Sergei Zubov

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

BREAKING @TheAthleticFC

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development.

Story with @Dan_Sheldon_

https://t.co/oQ61J9btzT

[Dallas Stars History @dalstarshistory]

On this day 13 years ago (7/4/2013), the Dallas Stars acquired forwards Tyler Seguin and Rich Peverley from the Boston Bruins for forwards Loui Eriksson, Matt Fraser and Reilly Smith, and defenseman Joe Morrow.

#TexasHockey

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@SleeperCowboys Julius Jones

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@StarcasticR Iginla + picks seems likely

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@ibamboozIe harley & robertson to detroit for larkin & seider

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@seanberryphoto i concur unfortunately