Mike Derrick

Just a family man with an upside down head. Wife, three kids and two dogs. Atheist. Emigrated to Devon.

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@_HMSP @ireallyamahuman @jackbuckby It’s 100% Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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@_HMSP Skinny with massive heads

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@_HMSP United States rank 10th in the world obesity charts. UK 55th

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@anon_opin Only if frontman

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@SHW0001234 @MoutonIsAClaret

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@binance Definitely Football as it was invented in 1863, American Football in 1869. Besides the ball is in hand for 90% of the game in Gay American Rugby.

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@sunQ_osrs @sophieraiin Ha gaaaaaaay

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@VincentSco72192 The King has no such right. He is a figurehead.

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@DillyHussain88 @5Pillarsuk Harder to find wives when they are not closely related to you 😩

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@sir_tennis @BBCPolitics @BBCNews It’s like choosing whether you’d rather eat dog shit or cat shit

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@BBCPolitics Fucking morons!

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@AdrianEdmondson Herring gull

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@fesshole Proper fess! What a cunt!

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@anon_opin *effect

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@MatutoMatuto @NoContextBrits What’s the problem? Just a light breakfast.

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@fesshole You will only ever earn minimum wage until you are a drain on the tax payer

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@anon_opin May not be THE best but definitely my favourite

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@JamesPGoddard90 Been banged more times than a deaf man’s letterbox!

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@BBCSpotlight Nice beaver!