Michael Dominguez

NYC 🗽

[Michael Dominguez @MikeDominguez24]

Right now is all that exists

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest thing about that flying car is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Bohemian Diva @BohemianDiva99]

Baby you’re not a whore. You’re just invisible to society. Jumping on a trend so you can get a crumb of attention. Just an overweight middle aged woman going through a mid life crisis of not accepting the fact she’s invisible & undesirable.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

French people after the government does something they dont like:

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

The only weapon Israel fears the most.

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

Hey look, that bitch that murdered her kid is mad about what I said on SNL

[DORI @DoriDigital]

the weed that they put into pre-rolls is like the meat that they put into hotdogs

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

this economy is so bad you’ll be sitting here thinking you’re terrible with money but all you did was buy food

[WULF @DerWulf]

Netflix and Paramount are making the new Captain America movie. 🇺🇸🤣

[acce @accekid]

When bro's son got suspended cus he was caught kissing two girls, but mine comes home with a medal and some stupid A+

[Orion @winesmithing]

"Dear Trump,

If you try to revoke H-1B visas or deport H-1B visa holders in future, we Indians will stop visiting America for tourism and stop using your products and services."

[𝔅𝔦𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫 @big_john9170]

boss said “let’s address the elephant in the room” and 3 people looked at me

[Michael Dominguez @MikeDominguez24]

Then no thank you ✋

[Chuck Strangers @Chuck_Strangers]

Easiest way to say no to someone is to add playa after “nah playa” it’s like i denied you but at least i called you a playa

[𝔫𝔬𝔤𝔲𝔢 @imnogue]

me after spending all my money on a tesla

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

"Our greatest ally"

[Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 @Alex_Oloyede2]

This you?

[Myron Gaines @MyronGainesX]

There is nothing women fight harder for than the right to be naked in public and abort babies.

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

Nobody is telling hoes they’re losers and that’s the problem

[goss🎃 @gossmeric]

As long as she is a virgin.