Mike Dunham

lawyer, web developer- created Quick Contact Share App, football nut, poker player

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If you get lost on the way to the New Year's party, look for the Auld Lang Sign... #HappyNewYear #fridayfunnies

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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered... #fridayfunnies

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Santa doesn't have to pay to park his sleigh - it's on the house! #fridayfunnies

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Do fish keep their money in river banks? #fridayfunnies

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Did you hear about the ship full of books that sank crossing the Atlantic? Caused a title wave... #fridayfunnies

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Do Vikings communicate via Norse Code? #fridayfunnies

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Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up, since they wear their buckles on their hats... #fridayfunnies

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Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned... #fridayfunnies

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Do frogs wear open toad shoes? #fridayfunnies

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I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing, but I can't put my finger on it... #fridayfunnies

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Some people think ghosts are funny, but I find werewolves howl-arious... #fridayfunnies

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Mummies never take time off because they're afraid to unwind... #fridayfunnies

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I find ghosts to be terrible liars - you can see right through them... #fridayfunnies

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Did you hear about the coffee who called the police after it was mugged? #fridayfunnies

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Do bees have sticky hair because they use honeycombs? #fridayfunnies

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Most jokes about pizza are pretty cheesy... #fridayfunnies

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You can tell a dogwood tree by its bark... #fridayfunnies

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Piggy banks are wise because they're filled with common cents... #fridayfunnies

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Peter Pan is always flying because he Neverlands... #fridayfunnies

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Grasslands are kinda funny, but mountains are hill areas... #fridayfunnies