Mike Gandolfi

Joy-Spreader. I hardly ever tweet yet I wish tweeted less.

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@PicturesFoIder The best magic trick ever❤️🤣

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Hard hitting news from @MSNBC

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Them (giving directions): You can’t miss it.

Me: Challenge accepted.

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Police: Come out with your hands over your head!

Tyrannosaurus Rex: Now you’re just being mean.

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@cgbeetle Yes! Sent you a DM

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@cgbeetle Hello, by the way! It’s nice to meet you (in the Twitterverse)

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Is ‘I’m Still Standing’ the best choice to skate to at the @Olympics? Seems like you’re setting up some real irony should you fall…

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Eaten any good books lately?

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@PAWPAC4AR @POTUS Is anyone going to run in the 4th Congressional District? I’m following @MonteforAR @DrQHathaway @Lauren4Arkansas but haven’t seen/heard anyone in the 4th @NormanMcRae22

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“Where there’s never a boast or brag” makes me think that George M. Cohan never met an American.

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@filmwritr4 @GilmoreGirls Thank you Chris!

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When you’re starting out as a comic there’s nothing more encouraging than an established comedian telling you that you’re funny. Early on, Louie Anderson saw me and said I was funny. Years later I wrote two episodes of his animated show ‘Life With Louie.’ Rest In Peace.

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Louie Anderson Remembered By Hollywood, Comedy World: ‘Heaven Has A Hell Of An Open Mic Night…” https://t.co/V59a6JA8xP

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Turns out obtaining TSA PreCheck in February 2020 wasn’t money well-spent

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If you aren’t watching the @dallascowboys and the @49ers play on @nickelodeon you are missing the best #nfl broadcast ever #SFvsDAL

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These two characters say that since the game cut out in the middle of the action they tore out their hair and screamed at the top of their lungs, and yet these actors aren’t missing any hair. Come on @ATT

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Could it be that repeated concussions have made it difficult for the Angry Birds to regulate their emotions?

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If time has no meaning anymore then Tragedy + Nothing = Comedy

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Therapist: So last Christmas you gave your heart to someone who gave it away on Boxing Day and this year you’re going to give your heart to someone special?
Question: Why did you give your heart to someone who wasn’t special?

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Not to be a stickler but everyone says yesterday was the shortest day of the year. Actually it was that day in November when we moved our clocks ahead and lost an hour