Mike Gentine

Opinions are my own. He/Him/His

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@steveschale And now we find ourselves in quite the pickle.

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@travisakers So $1,700,050?

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@nolanolegal Uther!

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#GoNoles @FSUBaseball

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@JoshMalina Brother from another [lots and lots of greats] grandmother.

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@TimGavrich For us Astros fans, baseball took away...the National League.

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Many thanks to Kyle and @BeltwayAC for the quick help in addressing a leak and setting us up with a pressure-relief valve. Always our go-to for plumbing needs.

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It's #OpeningDay!

In honor of the return of all that is good and wholesome in this world - i.e., baseball! - the appropriate attire and, of course, The Telling of the Joke.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

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@steveschale

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@Bob_Janke @RadioFreeTom How about a nice game of chess?

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@steveschale Shouldn't those be flipped?

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@gtconway3d @RobGeorge The sort of punning skill with which I can scarcely hope to compeat.

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@dannykanell This is the way.

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@Corey_Clark We're all Hoosiers, now.

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Honoring the prize of my Christmas haul in style. Am I doing it right@ @steveschale?

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@IraSchoffel Kudos to PSU for managing to reset the head coach contract market without even signing one.

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I feel like “Pope takes down hijackers onboard an aircraft with a baseball bat” is exactly the kind of premise the producers of “Cocaine Bear” could get behind 🤣🤣

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Even though this year is not keeping the tradition of the FSU/uf game mattering in any way at all, I will still honor its most sacred rite: The Chomping of the gator. #GoNoles!

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