Mike “dingle berry” Cruz

West Texas state ‘79 | Tractor supply employee | Girl Dad | Boat Enthusiast

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

Is this pov? #lank

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

@shackwelly Wow shack you’re quite the sender

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

“That won’t fly in college.”
Professor has morals. #masters

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

Gentleman, to the arena #expand

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

0-1 to start the day on classes. #nextpitch

[Oil Man @ATMOIL]

Pre-grad March madness. I’ll miss you boys

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

If you heard me speak last night, no you didn’t.

[Kon “Nipple” Knueppel @KonmanKnipple]

Ex wife left me, just failed an exam, no formal date, graduating in 6 weeks, no job lined up.

Bojangles 4 piece supreme combo. #BoTime

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

“Oh my gosh the bartender just requested to follow me” huge layup for gay son to extend the lead.

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

@shackwelly Think you forgot zeppelin

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

Layup lines #expand

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

@BadAss_Ted Bro gets so much

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

Yeah Boston looks cooler spelled upside down #squid #NUKE

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

@FisterRequis Horrible take #shrink you

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

Yeah, not tn homework #thisismarch

[Mike “dingle berry” Cruz @MikeGirlDad1]

Talking to a girl about the bachelor #shrink #intodeep