Mike Green

I'm an award winning stand up comedian from the suburbs of Detroit. Contributes @absrdNEWS

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@fesshole Quick questions before I make a determination.

1. Do your pajamas have a drop seat?

2. What does your boyfriend say?

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@0IvankaTrumpRV2 E.

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@MattoxKay59970 @Carlo_9000 @w_terrence Donald Trump has a moral compass? You’re an idiot. I’ll bet you really crack’em up at the trailer park HOA meetings.

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@HollandJD @Carlo_9000 @w_terrence Obama had 11 attempts. Do some research before spouting rhetoric.

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@w_terrence The joke was about him being old and happened days before the incident. Meanwhile Donald Trump posts pictures of the Obama’s as Apes and that’s OK. As a black guy you should be ashamed. And changes plaques in the White House to derogatory statements. You sir are wrong on this.

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@fesshole Maybe try keeping your Ski pole to yourself.

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@the_love1776 No, but the Turkey looks done.

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@fesshole I’ll bet this story crack’s em up at the Trailer Park Home owners meetings.

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@RightScopee Impeached.

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@fesshole Oh yeah, be careful I saw 50 shades of Grey.

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@fesshole I hate this post. It makes me angry at the world.

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@ImMeme0 Historians and political experts generally agree that it takes at least 20 to 30 years after a presidency to fully assess its impact. In fact most of what you think was wrong with the US during Biden was most likely caused by Trumps first term.

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@Skol4x4 Yeah No, You’re talking Super Bowl? I’d worry about Ford Field if I were you.

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@awfulannouncing The other loss was to the Vikings, he forgot the Vikings.

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@realspitfire I don’t understand what I’m seeing thank god.

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@IvankaNews_ You’re not a Xerox machine!

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@ElonMuskAOC Yes I’d add it to my portfolio. I’m already a Thousandaire.

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@elonmuskTN That.