finding out that k*m kardash*an not only destroyed marilyn monroe’s gown (the most important dress of the 20th century) but also permanently altered one of the only two “oyster gowns” that mcqueen ever made (the most important dress of the 21st century) is my villain origin story
Sarah said the fruits and veggies in the fridge are “already washed if Lila wants them”. I have literally never washed a single piece of fruit or veg a day in my entire life? Grocery stores have those sprinkler misty thingys to give them a little shower? Am I missing something?
If there is an afterlife I hope you get to read all of your stats. I wanna see how many times I drank directly from the faucet of a sink or peed in a Gatorade bottle. Literally thousands of times