Mike Hawk

Certified lover man | Big fan of big girls | Cedar Falls Tiger class of 79 | Tony Hawks 3rd cousin |

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@barstoolicw @cf_barstool Lick Cedric’s taint niggaaaaa

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@BettBarstool3 @cf_barstool Nigga no amount of cheating could have amounted to cannon Davis being a chud ass nigga throwing 5 picks

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@Cannon_Davis3 Hey dumbass you have 5 picks

[CF Barstool @cf_barstool]

Real professional, wouldn’t expect anything else from Xavier🤦🏻🤦🏻

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@xavierstool yall niggas salty as hell Cedric fucking owns you pussy
#fags
#thoughtyallwerecatholic
#suckcedricsballs

[More Stoners R Us 🍃 @More_StonersRUs]

Lego Stoner Set 🤩

[viktorzinhoⓅ @kauazinhosw]

10 anos: nunca vou beber
12 anos: nunca vou fumar
14 anos: nunca vou fumar maconha
16 anos: nunca vou baforar
18 anos: nunca vou cheirar
20 anos: aceito tudo menos crack

[kgb kowboy! @yobetisbomb1]

smoking my nicotine and vaping my weed #theFutureIsNow

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

I’m at the club fartin everyone keeps lookin at the fat nigga

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@CaelKongshaug @CoachFlo12 @CoachVierstra @CoachWaddle @CoachNank @valpoufootball @valpo_huddle @crpfootball @IAfootball_ @Bound_IA Lick my balls u fairy

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

Bottom five things:
1: post nut clarity
2: greening out
3: niggas
4: Tyler brimm
5: cedar falls student section leaders
Hm: Mrs butters being gone for a month
Hm: Sharp za

[HoodRich $ @HoodRich4Pres]

F*ck a breakup you ever lose a parlay by one leg

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

- Wake up
- 14 hour blur of caffiene and nicotine
- Go to bed

[Lions Barstool @LMHSbarstool]

if there’s a way both teams can lose Friday it’s probably happening. @muskiestool case race after the toilet bowl? #dye #fuckutom #bag

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@cf_barstool Where anal at

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@HugheDix Damn straight

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

I hate fluoride
#niggaballs

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@Cannon_Davis3 @BETTfootball @RipCity7on7 @QBHitList @PrepRedzoneIA @ByRobHowe @AllenTrieu @CharlesPower @TomLoy247 @adamgorney @PreWarWesley @QBMotion_MW @6starfootballIA @HawkeyeReport @williamseals Post the week 6 highlights you were on fireeeeee

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@cf_barstool Neither will some hot n fresh meatball subs straight out the toaster.

[Mike Hawk @MikeHawkj3]

@sep_barstool @MarshallSheld0n #wifedat