Mike

Like music (folk, prog, Kate Bush) building PC's and chillin'
if you want to know my pronouns, go f**k yourself
#LetsGoBrandon #Trump2024 #GreenEnergyMyArse

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

https://t.co/3HsjpunAvH

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

@CamillaTominey @JuliaHB1 The Wets are clearly pissed that a moderate one nation type has been knocked out of the final two. If the conservatives don't remember they are a right of centre party and start listening to their membership more, they're screwed and Reform will eat their lunch.#ReformUK

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Weekend at Bernie's...

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Jimmy Carter accomplishes his goal of voting for Kamala Harris as early voting opens in Georgia.

Carter is overjoyed to cast his vote for Kamala Harris, according to his son.

Carter is very "interested in politics and the war in Gaza", according to his son who recently spoke to the Journal-Constitution.

Jason Carter says his father wasn't looking forward to his 100th birthday but was instead fighting to stay alive for Kamala Harris.

"He said he didn’t care about that. It’s just a birthday. He said he cared about voting for Kamala Harris," Carter's son said, according to the Washington Post.

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Another dead voter for the democrats...

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Jimmy Carter has made it to the first day of Georgia early voting. His family declared he will vote for Harris.

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Love the sofa...

[Monica Bellucci @aMonicaBellucci]

Say something about the photo? 🙈✨♥️

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

@lippyent I clocked it immediately...

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

And delicious...

[Jim Moir @JamesMoir10]

Don’t discount the Mallard, it’s a beautiful duck.

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

I remember my first modem, USRobotics 14400, 14.4k baud rate, awesome pictures downloaded in literally minutes.

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Do you remember when the internet was like this?

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Compensating...

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

Why does a dwarf need such a big car?

[Billy The Cat @BillyNineLives]

Let’s get this trending 😂

#ReleaseTheSausages

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

@IsabelOakeshott Come on, its just another Labour porky...

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Now there's a man who knows his sausages...

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Would you VOTE for Jeremy Clarkson if he was to run for Parliament?

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Regan: Did he just say "release the sausages"?
Carter: Dunno Guv, it all sounds bollocks to me.

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Remember men, don't shoot until you see their sausages...

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

@LozzaFox Could it be something Freudian?

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Are you old enough to remember when comedy was funny...

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

We really are going big on silly this week. No bad thing.

Good morning.

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

We really are going big on silly this week. No bad thing.

Good morning.

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

I wonder how many d*cks she had to suck to get this far...
starting with Willie Brown?

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this?

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Are you sure they're not runner beans...

[Douglas Cheape @CheapeDouglas]

Just caught my tomatoes trying to sneak out.

[Mike @MikeHealey777]

Make Sausages Great Again...