Mike Hodder

Knows nothing about anything, and less about everything else.

[Mike Hodder @MikeHod]

@newinattica Bacon is different over here. It’s better.

Americans need to understand that there are other cuts of bacon than streaky, and they need to learn how to cook it properly.

Bacon should bend, not snap.

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@StanCollymore Ireland, Scotland and Wales. 1000 years of cheering on the other team to beat the English because they’ve never been good enough to do it themselves.

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@RokoMijic @Mahavatarr @JournoMaddie You’re a weapons grade cunt, is what you are mate.

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@ellencarmichael That’s a long winded way of saying Americans are entitled and proud of it.

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@VanLathan Birmingham City. Not a top team, or a great team, but supporting them teaches you a lot about life.

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@HellRaz0r1776 Years as a recognised country:
England - 1099
USA - 250

Come back when you’ve grown up sonny.

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@Centrefuter Kind of ironic that sort of comment coming from someone who calls themselves Mr Free Speech.

No-one likes you very much, do they mate?

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@Englishremnant Because we’re not all weapons grade racist cunts like yourself, outrage grifting for 0.01p from Elon’s bung hole

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@ValentinaForUSA Valentina, might I politely ask you to shove your thoughts up your chuff and fuck off you racist bint.

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@richjohnston The Five Doctors. Unashamed fanwank it may be, but it’s one of the few things that make me feel like I’m 11 again. For that, I love it.

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@GoodwinMJ @Waterstones Have you tried looking in the fiction section mate?

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@crossedwires_ hi, can you tell me what the duration of the Magnus Archives show is. Trying to work out if we can get the last train back from Sheffield.

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@Jenny_1884 Here Jen, I’ll happily let you claim the 0.01p for responding to your post by saying that acting as if you have the mental capacity of a plank of wood isn’t the most productive use of your time.

Don’t spend your grifted earnings in one place.

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@DukeofViseu @jessgill03 Two world wars that were ruinously expensive.

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@WaveDoubleyoo @JimLloy03878094 @beesley_cathy Here’s a checklist sunshine. See how many Reform are displaying and then think long and hard about it.

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@JimLloy03878094 @beesley_cathy Oswald Moseley formed The British Union of Fascists in 1932. He literally headed a party that had Fascist in the name.

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@LeeHurstComic

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@nxwestmidlands any reason why you’ve got a number of 50 buses stacked up on Druids Lane with their hazards on, blocking to entrance to Crabmill Lane and causing traffic chaos?

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@svyolo9 @Strandsille @SandyofCthulhu In the UK? Practically all of them.

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@JamesPGoddard90 @nickchelsea01 I’ve got to hand it to you, you lower the IQ of this entire platform each time you post this, which is quite the fucking achievement.