Mike Holm

SIU Alumnus | Gentleman of Kappa Alpha Order

'If we take care of nature, nature will take care of us'

[YamizGerg @yamizgerg]

Me: Whats in your hand
Mike: *carrying an uncooked frozen pizza* I bought a pizza at the bar

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@Jbridg94 Bring it on

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@Jbridg94 I doubt that. I could fight any bum you send at me

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Tired: you cant eat soup for breakfast

Wired: is cereal soup haha?

Inspired: coffee is literaly bean soup motherfucker

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@voidbrady @selsor_jacob @mightbemayoo @luke_baumy You're above 5'?

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Hear me out. T-shirt gun but instead of firing out t-shirts, it fires burritos

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@ComptonAssAlex @ScruggleBus I try to block out this memory but it haunts me

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@biddy_buggy I couldn't say no to you

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@biddy_buggy Just no

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@jenniferkhall Thanks Jenny!

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Passed my Certified Erosion, Sediment, and Stormwater Inspector exam and I couldn't be happier. Huge step in my professional career!

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@LorynCierra Thanks Loryn!

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@biddy_buggy Thank you Chrystal! 😊

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@LaTourAbbey Thanks, Abbey!

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Happy birth day america you crazy bitch u dont look a day over 244

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