Mike Honcho

Government Certified Alpha Male | Banana Republic enthusiast

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Elon Musk walking into twitter headquarters

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@Hertz is really dropping the ball by not doing a commercial with @JalenHurts

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I wonder if anyone can challenge Prince Charles to combat for the title of King like in Black Panther

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It should be illegal to wear a Polo quarter zip and button down to live country music. Look like your shat out of jp morgans ass.

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Mental Note: do not eat 20 chicken wings the night before a 12 hour drive when theres 40 miles between bathrooms

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After much debate at the barbershop, we have come to the conclusion that Emma Stone is hot but in a “down syndrome way”

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Suburban moms should not be allowed in chipotle alone. Clogs up the whole operation.

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Joey Chestnut putting a protester in a headlock and tossing him aside like it’s nothing while scarfing down 63 Hot Dogs for his 15th title on the 4th of July might be the most American thing I’ve ever witnessed.

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@RawDogRon1 Mexico is the new Italy. Think about it.

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Baseball being the last sport standing come late June

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@RawDogRon1 I think they got divorced. Take your shot king.

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I am convinced all plus sized models get their career started through Make-A-Wish #SISwim22

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@DevinBook at least you get to go home to Kendall Jenner #domesticbliss

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@RawDogRon1 If you werent with us at 4-13 dont join us at 7-10😤

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Dude in the function getting freaky to Hamilton. How down are you bud?

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If cocaine was a song it’d be Kickstart My Heart

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Me listening to MLB podcasts so I can gamble responsibly

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Little 5 vibes

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@bmcginn99 @W_B_Rick Honcho Island🏝