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“Pit stop.” - Guido

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@Dexerto One mission? One? That’s like saying you’re going out for one beer

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@RockstarGames

[Stupid Seal🦭 @Stupid_Seal_]

A very good morning to everyone except the nation of Paraguay.

IT’S OFFICIALLY MATCH DAY IN THE USA 🇺🇸 🦅

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@Cubs MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

MICHAEL CONFORTO WE HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE COLD TONIGHT

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@Dexerto This “value menu” used to just be called the menu

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🤫

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Hag @confuciushag]

When’s the last time you flossed?

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The more frequent game crashes in ARC since the latest update has cost my friends and I three games worth of valuable loot. Please fix @EmbarkStudios

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Just burped away a bellyache. Stay blessed.

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

When I hit the pulled pork with a little tonkatsu sauce.

[K A L E O @CryptoKaleo]

Fun fact:

The trailer releases for Dune 1 & 2 both happened at the bottom of bear markets.

Bitcoin went on to have bull runs that led to new all time highs and lasted for years each time.

The trailer for Dune 3 released today.

Run it back turbo.

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What the fucking fuck? Not cool. @Chase

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

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