Dan

Buy the ticket, take the ride

[Dan @MikeHoopersPerm]

@MikeMongie They're in for a treat when they're paying him £300k and hes absolute dogshit for them like he has been for us the past 18 months

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@XabiLFCBall @TomL1ttle_ Then you're a retard congratulations

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@TomL1ttle_ @wiltj72 Probably the most balanced and well explained reasoning I've seen on here mate 👏🏻

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Net migration to the UK fell to 171,000 from 331,000 in the year to December 2025 - the lowest point since 2012

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@TheRedmenTV Some boxer #Calzaghe

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Just imagine what Roy Hodgson could have done with this squad

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@Carra23 @Sarah_Orford Hahahaha yes Jamie lad, fucking rag the big lipped cunt

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@bushontheradio "Quiz on my face"

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@BBCBreaking But "Europe has fallen"

Horrible country that

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This is rough from Wirtz but its hard to judge any player out there under this manager. Hes manager to make Salah an Van Dijk bang average all season

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@ZeroOne03267546 @DD_Geopolitics Emerging country 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@richard45445851 @torbenmarkp What have your bases in Europe ever defended Europe from? 😂😂😂😂

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Dan @MikeHoopersPerm]

Fair play to Slot, dont know how he manages it but he gets us playing worse an worse, week by week. Just when you thought we'd seen the poorest performance of the season so far, he manages to top it a few days later. Genuinely impressive

[💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ @Socket1Sophie]

Remember when we said Brexit would be a shitshow for the UK?

Remember when we told you that Trump would be a total disaster for mankind?

We’re telling you the same things about Farage and Reform.

Are you really that fucking thick?

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

History of the world according to MAGA

In the beginning, God created America.

1492 - Italian-American Columbus discovers America.

1776 - American farmers defeat the entire British Empire alone. (The French were just on holiday.)

1918 - America single-handedly wins WW1. Arriving 3 years late counts.

1945 - America single-handedly wins WW2. Arriving 2.5 years late still counts.

1954 - America wins the Korean War. Alone.

1975 - America could have won Vietnam. Decided not to bother.

1991 - America wins Gulf War. 35-nation coalition was just there for the photos.

2001 - America wins Afghanistan alone. For 20 years. Then Biden.

2016 - Trump elected. Russia not mentioned.

2020 - Trump loses. Fraud. Obviously.

2024 - Trump wins. Landslide. Very different.

2025 - America generously threatens to invade Canada. Tariffs the entire world. Europe ungrateful.

2026 - America offer to liberate Greenland and closes the world’s most important waterway to demonstrate strategic genius. Europe refuses to fix it. Ungrateful freeloaders.

[Dan @MikeHoopersPerm]

@catturd2 Dont threaten us with a good time

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@empireofthekop Will take it though 🤣

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@SauceShuttle @jurgen_nauditt Hopefully, rather them than the US

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@cesarnc21 @fannitrades This so relatable