Mike Human

I'm only here to be entertained by you. So put your best jokes up and make me laugh monkey. Or i will stop following you.

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Gotta admit. Everything has gone to shit since I quit drinking

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@StevePopper It would be nice to see this team with Mitchell Robinson playing.

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@KETV He should consider opening up a car dealership like a normal retired jock

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@1999GeoTracker @TeamPillen @IanAeillo will appreciate this

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@TommyBeer And yet still there is something missing about this team. I hope that the answer is the return of Mitch but I fear that our guys will be worn down come playoff time.

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who is the ceo of obscenely bright LED headlights

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@FreeAndHostile @ClassicGIJoe I remember my comic book shop having it for $20. They might as well have put a million dollar price tag for a ten year old kid like me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@KETV What on Earth does this headline mean??

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@IanBegley He had no problem telling the world Kemba Walker was going to be riding the pine

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@iHateShaun What about our Precious? Isn’t it time for his return?

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@EmptySeatsPics I love waking up and already having a football game going

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@KETV Run!!!!!

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@omaha_scanner Judging by the amount of fires recently in that area, I think it’s time to consider that Omaha has a serial arsonist

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But the price of eggs…

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@ClassicGIJoe The silent issue. I remember getting this and being relieved that I didn’t have to read any words

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@smooma Thank you!!! I can’t believe you remembered. It makes me feel so good!! Thank you, thank you

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@ClassicGIJoe My first vehicle. Loved that birthday

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Let me guess how this is going to work. If you upgrade to “premium” twitter, the people who you blocked will remain blocked.

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@AP This is embarrassingly silly. What would be better is to enshrine trainers or doctors who made it possible for players to play again. Enshrine the staff who saved Steph Curry’s ankles!!

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@yashar Wow. So they can definitely reuse that rocket again like the space shuttle? Or is this just a stunt to make math nerds cream their pants?