Mike Hunt

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘.
one little “good boy” and suddenly you’re ready to send 😭💗

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

𓆩💗𓆪 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐏 𓆩💗𓆪

you’re STILL sitting there staring at me… 👀

still typing.
still lurking.
still thinking about sending.

𝐒𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘? 💸😭

𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒕.

𝒊 𝒅𝒐.

so be useful for once, loser ♡

💳 𝐏𝐀𝐘 𝐌𝐄
💸 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐓
🫵🏻 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐏

good boys don’t need convincing 😌💗

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

₊˚⊹ 𝒊 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 ⊹˚₊
don’t be shy 😌

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

⛓️ 𓆩♡𓆪 𝑭𝑨𝑰𝑳𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑩𝑶𝒀 𓆩♡𓆪 ⛓️

all that confidence disappears the second I tell you what to do 😌

you pretend you’re independent…

but we both know you’d fold instantly for a girl who doesn’t even respect you 💋

₊˚⊹ 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 ⊹˚₊

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

₊˚⊹♡ 𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓻 ♡⊹˚₊

you’re still scrolling my page instead of fixing your pathetic little life? 😭💀

૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
𝒔𝒊𝒕. 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚. 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉.

good boys know their place ♡

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

୨ৎ 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲’𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 ୨ৎ

like + repost all of my posts.

yes. 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.

don’t skip one because you think i won’t notice 🤭

then come back and tell me you finished.

maybeee i’ll reward the obedient ones ♡

𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐨.

you’ve already wasted enough time reading this ~ 💋

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

୨ৎ 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 ୨ৎ

why are you still thinking about it😭

i said 𝐧𝐨𝐰.

not “i’ll do it later”
not “let me think”
not “i should probably save this”

𝐍𝐎𝐖. ♡

you’re literally sitting there negotiating with yourself while i’m getting more impatient by the second 🤭

look at you trying to have self control…

awww.

𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞.
𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜. 💸

go on then, make your terrible little decision ~

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

୨ৎ 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ୨ৎ

you don’t actually need to be responsible with your money.

you just need to be responsible enough to keep some left for me 🤭

♡ stop pretending you have self control
♡ stop checking your bank balance
♡ stop asking yourself if this is a good idea

it isn’t.

that’s literally the fun part 💸

₊˚⊹♡ 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞, 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 ♡⊹˚₊

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

boyfieee…

u haven’t even been here for 5 minutess and ur already wondering if i’m actually trustworthy 😭

awww.

that’s sooo cute.

i’m ur financial advisor, not ur mother ~

if u make a terrible decision, that’s between u, ur bank account & God 🤭💸

totes not my fault <333

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

౨ৎ ur financial advisor has entered the chat ౨ৎ💞

please remain calm.
actually… don’t.

ur money is already in very dangerous hands 🤭

i’m spoiled, impatient & absolutely terrible at giving financial advice ~

soooo if u came here looking for responsible investing…

awww boyfieeee ~

wrong account💋

please proceed to make another terrible financial decision 💸📉♡

totes trustworthy btw <333
::

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

୨୧ ────── 💸 ────── ୨୧

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑.

you want my attention.
you want me to bully you.
you want me to tell you exactly what to do.

so stop pretending you’re suddenly responsible with your money 😭

𓆩♡𓆪 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐓. 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐄. 𓆩♡𓆪

𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕.
𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒔.
𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆. 💗

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍. 👑💸

୨୧ ────── 💸 ────── ୨୧

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒕 𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚.

i call it the price of being my favourite little idiot. 💗💸

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅
too pretty to be arguing with ugly people today

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

୨୧ ────── 💗 ────── ୨୧

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘.

you came here for my attention
and stayed because you like being embarrassed.
and now you’re pretending you suddenly have self-control 😭

𓆩♡𓆪 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄. 𓆩♡𓆪

𝒔𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒕.
𝒅𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝑫𝑴𝒔. 💸
𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒂𝒛𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒚. 👑

you don’t get to demand my attention.

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 𝐈𝐓. 👑

୨୧ ────── 💗 ────── ୨୧

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

Want a 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 Task? ~ 💞

DM me a number 1-8 🎀

Careful, if you agree and back out, i’ll probably Find ur family nd expose u 🥱

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐘 😭

i scroll my timeline, find something HOT, write a caption that takes me like 2 minutes…

and somehow make what you make in a 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 🤭🥱

you wake up, work all day, come home exhausted…

just for some random brat on the internet to take your entire weekly income for vbucks and games 💀

𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐜.

come be another easy little income stream for your favourite highschool 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 ♡

you were never gonna be good with money anyway 😭💸

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

౨ৎ 𝐚𝐰𝐰𝐰, 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐨’𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 ౨ৎ

you said you were gonna have self control 😭

you said you were gonna stop wasting money.

you said you weren’t gonna come crawling back to some random brat on the internet.

𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞. 💀

𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫.
𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.
𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 🤭

don’t worry ♡

𝐈’𝐌 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
💸🥱🫦

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐝𝐦 𝐦𝐞 😭

“i’m gonna save my money this week”

“i need to be responsible”

“i’m not sending her anything”

𝐦𝐡𝐦𝐦𝐦.

give it a few hours.

then you’ll be sitting in my DMs with your little “hi” trying to get my attention 🤭

and i’ll already know exactly why you’re there.

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.

pretty girls + terrible decisions 💸🫦

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝 😭

one little reply from me and suddenly you’re checking your phone every 30 seconds

one like and you’re smiling at the screen like an idiot

one “good boy” and your entire personality disappears 💀

𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥???

pleaseeee 🤭

𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲. 🫦🥱

[𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕣 💸 @UrFavAdvisor]

୨ৎ 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐒 ୨ৎ

looking for a few particularly pathetic little people who actually enjoy being given toilet tasks 🤭🫦

you’ll get:

♡ stupid little assignments
♡ me judging your performance 😭
♡ increasingly ridiculous instructions
♡ the privilege of being my favourite little loser 💅🏽

if that sounds like exactly the kind of humiliation you’ve been looking for…

𝐃𝐌 𝐌𝐄 “𝐓𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐓” 📲💋

i’ll decide who’s pathetic enough to make the cut 🥱✨