MikeHunt Sr.

Borderline alcoholic indulging in the best parts of life, hobbies include sexism and drunk driving. Welcome to your favorite burner account.

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

Whoever discovered milk had to be ungodly horny. No shot you milked an utter and decided I’m gonna drink that shit

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

1 PBR deep and some Nachos, I’m gonna put a clinic on Ann Frank

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

God really let me make it to Friday again. That was a fucking mistake

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

God I can wait for Patrick Mahomes to lose this game and go back to his wife crying while she pegs him with a strap on, meanwhile Dan Campbell is hitting the local strip clubs doing blow off Travis Kelce’s side hoes ass

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

I smell domestic abuse coming

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

Dumb broad gave me slopenheimer before I ate her partyboxenheimer

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

I wanna spit in Hilary Clinton’s asshole then fish it out with my tongue while she jacks me off

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

Bitches are lowkey property

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

Any ladies got HIV or chlamydia? I’m trying to collect all the STD infinity stones

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

I’m sick of hearing women say “that’s it?” to me if it’s really that much of a problem shove my balls in your mouth too and shut up

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

Americas best invention is boobs. I fucking love this country.

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

8 PBRs deep in a Tuesday night at karaoke, I’m about to start singing country roads. I’ll get the white hoes hopping

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

I fucking love white women

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

These Jack and cokes are screaming domestic abuse

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

I wanna make a shirt that says “keep talking I’m about to finish”

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

PBR mixed with Everclear, absolutely amazing combo. Guess who’s got 2 thumbs and is commiting domestic abuse tonight. This guy

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

Absolutely elusive day for a PBR

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

Women in porn always consent. How do I get my women to do that? They always scream no or are passed out

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

Sup sugartits, this dick is $2 per minute. Take it or leave it

[MikeHunt Sr. @MikeHuntsDaddy]

Give me 6 hours to cut down a tree and I’ll spend the first 4 wacking it to hentai and drinking PBR