MJ

Lacks ability to throw the long ball. Questionable judgment under pressure. Not a QB. ⛳️ Use code “MIKEYQ” @ checkout for 10% off ⛳️

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

Well well well.. guess who just broke 90 for the first time?

Me.

I did.

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

Stankoven Cup and Brunson Chip just feels nice.

Pro tip: just leave the Dallas franchise that doesn’t think you’re the man and prove them wrong.

Talking to you Dak

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

George in 5 years

[george @StokeyyG2]

Decided I should support the team of the first baseball game I ever go to…

UP THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS.

[The Yankee Report @YankeeReport_]

Your move, Anthony Volpe.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The 2 most hated people in San Antonio…

The woman who k*lled Selena and De’Aaron Fox

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

@justasfourme @DragonflyJonez I don’t disagree. But all I saw was OG glaze for two games. Twitter was convinced it was his

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

Funniest quote of the series

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Mitch Johnson says De’Aaron Fox will still have the ball in his hands at the end of tomorrow’s game

“People have their opinions. I don’t care. De’Aaron Fox will have the ball in his hands at the end of the game tomorrow.”

(Via @BenGolliver )

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

@DragonflyJonez Bro was sitting on this one

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

JB left for NY with the intention to become the man and he did that. Nothing but respect

[r/Mavericks @redditmavericks]

I love Jalen so much dude I’m so sad he left the mavs but I’m so happy for him.

[Hannibal Buress @hannibalburess]

They'd have a better shot with Popovich coaching with a bell like the old guy from Breaking Bad.

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

🎯

[El Sucio Chingon @OTCSucio]

That zesty little bitch.

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

@DragonflyJonez Lmao “glad it all worked out” good bit

[kamau @poorteffy]

In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

Keep Jojo Siwa on the gridiron for the love of god

[Hurrdat Sports @HurrdatSports]

West Virginia alum Pat McAfee is bringing his show to the Blatt on Friday in downtown Omaha for the MCWS. 👀

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

said “I’m in your head” and then missed both free throws. Brutal basketball

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

“Wemby is just a bully. I dont want to see any crying from him when the Knicks give him a taste of his own medicine”

Wemby after getting a taste of his own medicine:

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.