Michael Holmes

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

As we've had to sacrifice many a lay to appease CCC and their commercial ROW, it was not without a certain degree of schadenfreude as I watched them back out of the top mark. What a flight! #WJIYR2019 #matchracing

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

@GradeAUnderA @SusanWojcicki Grade!Wojcicki posts that policy response but then less than 2 weeks later is plugging #PrankAcademy..thoughts?

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

@SusanWojcicki Please address the issues highlighted by youtuber GradeAUnderA! He makes sound points. #WakeUpYT #MakeYoutubeGreatAgain

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

#WBBL has been an excellent addition to the roster this year, love being able to kick back with a whole day of fast-paced cricket #WBBLFinal

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

Whilst we await political commentary I shall be live tweeting the hooper trooper's final game #thehoopisnigh

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

Once again I have no idea what happened, but the penis quota was met and was blown away #engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

I feel a sandstorm brewing... #engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

PAT BRING OUT THE MICROWAVE #engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

Clever gambit playing out the intermission this long #engorevue, I shall have to invest in yet another beverage

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

Gogo gadget curtain puller... ah shit it's broken #engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

How do I get a hold of old of those foam beer hats? #engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

@_jonny93: ○ | - | X
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Now we've got a game
#engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

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Bring on the tic tac toe if you've got game chumps
#engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

My mate hasn't had a tweet up yet, if you could post this to rub it in that'd be much appreciated.
'Straya M8 #engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

Does the nudity cost extra? #engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

The bass knocked over my f***ing beer, night ruined #engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

Hope this show has more substance than the revamped engo burger #engorevue

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

@therealshockone know the feeling mate, had to book it all the way to central to find a place open with delicious, sacrilegious meats

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

I love Dropbox because they appreciate the concept of the internet freemium model http://t.co/teGG5551vU

[Michael Holmes @MikeJHolmes93]

@z_holmes well I'm not a huge twitter-er, but i hear u should be right in a lil over a month yeah? what are you upto in your off-season?