@SquibbleDawg Me reposting this to my FB stories is how a good chunk of my friends and family found out that I HAD cancer :'D
The Professor is the gift that keeps giving.
@MrCreepyPasta0 Alexas aren't really a thing here, but Google picks up on my voice like a bloodhound. "OK, Google. Find me pictures of the pope, nude." is something I kept on saying around my friends waiting for their background checks to clear for visas.
Need to start putting this in stories.