Michael Johnson

You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

We bash D-Lineman not women over here

[Rav @TonyRav]

PCA GUNS DOWN KONNOR GRIFFIN AT 3RD.

THE ALL-STAR DOES IT AGAIN.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Cubs haven’t won a game since Sox Bride cursed them

[Chuck Naso @ChuckNaso]

Cubs fans are on an all time PCA PR tour right now.

WAH WAH WAH our ELECTRIC player can’t field the baseball or hit right now.

BE NICE TO HIM!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

USA USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @BizNasty2point0

[MikeyBets @RealMikeyBets]

51-50 bears

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

❄️🦸🏽‍♂️.
#DABEARS

[BongoBlue 🏆 🏀 @Blue2Bongo]

Image may be disturbing - viewer discretion advised.

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

My goat was concerned.

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

Tim Walz says that Jimmy Kimmel’s firing is “North Korea style-stuff.”

Here’s Tim Walz deploying the National Guard to prevent families from leaving their homes during the COVID lockdowns.

Hey, Tim this is “North Korea style-stuff.”

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Remember when Jimmy Kimmel said that people who didn’t take the COVID vaccine deserve to die

[old toons @oldtoons_]

Nvm I got it

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS WILL WIN MY THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY!

MIAMI DOLPHINS VS BUFFALO BILLS!

WIN THE PARLAY PLUS MY BOOK!

MUST REPOST AND BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN!

I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:30 EST!
TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

On my way to have a minor disagreement with a liberal

[Damon Imani @damonimani]

My response to The View hosts on Charlie Kirk’s assassination

[aka @akafaceUS]

Gavin Newsom would appreciate it if you didn't retweet this video of him apologizing for getting caught sleeping with his campaign manager's wife

[Courtney Finnicum @courtney883]

Hawk Harrelson forever. 🫶🏼

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Bitches be like:

[Fat Rat @FatRatCowboy]

World of T- shirts if he locked in