Michael Johnson

Even the mountain lions don't want a piece of this meat.

I'm going to kick @$$ and take names in The #YoloSolos Challenge.

Don't make fun of my pink boots.

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

Anger isn't working for me. Relaxation isn't working for me. Today was a day to reflect. Fishing on the river is the perfect environment for reflection.

Anger, relaxation, and now reflection isn't working for me. NGL, this survival competition is not for the weak.

#Cardano #NFT

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I've had a rough few days. Maybe there's something to this whole "relaxation" thing people have told me about. I calmly went hunting today.

Nothing. I should have known better - no pain no gain! I'll never relax again!

#Cardano #NFT #YoloSolos

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

Today's "daily chores" consist of 300 burpees, 300 push-ups, and a 10 mile run. Keepin' it light today.

I looked for some materials by the forest, but no luck. The clay being "damaged by animals" is a nice way of saying there was feces all throughout it. Yuck.

#Cardano #NFT

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I was so close to giving this bear such a beat-down! But I had to say "Bye, Bye, Bye" and escape.

This summary says I'm in last place, but I refuse to believe that. There just aren't 1,191 people that are better than me. Or even 1 person.

#YoloSolos #NFT

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

@yolo_solos @archibaldsassy @WildTangz NEVER! 💪

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I've heard that other contestants fish regularly but I have yet to catch anything. It can't be THAT hard! Maybe today is my day.

Negative. I tried several different spots and methods. I even resorted to barking orders at them. Fishing just isn't for me.

#YoloSolos #NFT #Cardano

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

Little known fact: I used to teach a jazzercise class. I woke up feeling chipper and started the morning with my favorite jazzercise routine. Fun AND cardio? Yes please!

I didn't find anything to eat, but the jazz song in my head kept me fueled all day. 🎶

#YoloSolos #NFT

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I lost a fight with a bear today.

The part that hurt the most was the fact that it laughed at me when I told it my best "Yo Mama" joke.

#YoloSolos #NFT #Cardano

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I felt lucky today? Psssh. It's not luck. It took blood, sweat, and tears to get to where I am today.

I felt ready to go back on the hunt today. I took on a marten like it ain't no thang. Because it ain't.

Another day, another meal.

#NFT #YoloSolos

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I'm sore from wrestling that pronghorn yesterday so I just decided to check my traps for food. Can't pull a muscle...that would ruin my workout routine.

I pulled that same move of chopping up my food first, to save myself the work later. Genius.

#NFT #YoloSolos

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I used my superior stealth skills to sneak up on a pronghorn. I hacked it relentlessly with my axe until I emerged victorious.

Saved myself the trouble of needing to cut up the meat later. Killed 2 pronghorns with 1 axe, one might say. Always thinking ahead.

#YoloSolos #NFT

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I'm hungry. I haven't been getting enough calories to feed this swole physique. 💪

There was nothing to forage in the valley today. I did get some water to hydrate myself, at least.

I need something significant. Tomorrow I'll give hunting a shot.

#NFT #Cardano #YoloSolos

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I've been feeling restless. How do people pass the time without gyms? I wonder if I should take up pottery.

I tried to make a clay pot but I didn't have any clay.

Apparently I'm no Demi Moore. Pottery is for losers anyway.

#YoloSolos #NFT #Cardano

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I'm always looking for a new challenge. Today I went fishing and caught a pumpkinseed with my axe.

That's right. A pumpkinseed is a type of fish. I didn't huck my axe at a pumpkin and core it. Real survivalists know these things. Look it up.

#YoloSolos #NFT #Cardano

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I'm nursing my wounds from yesterday's moose attack. When I heal up, I'm going to be stronger than ever. 💪

I've had my fill of animals for now, so I went to gather materials. I only found broken bottles. I smashed them in anger and felt better afterwards.

#YoloSolos #NFT

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

Oof. I won't sugarcoat this - today was a doozy. Turns out I'm not stronger than a moose. I guess I just need to train harder.

I did get a skunk, and luckily got to it before it sprayed me. It was a rough day, but at least I won't go hungry tonight.

#NFT #YoloSolos

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

Yesterday was an arm day and leg day, so I'm taking it easier today. Don't you dare call me lazy.

There was nothing to eat by the riverbank. What a boring day.

In case you're wondering, tomorrow I'm going to have an arm, chest, AND leg day.

#NFT #YoloSolos

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

Let's cut to the chase. I took down a wolverine today with my axe. Booyah.

Wolverine was always my favorite X-Man. Clearly the toughest. I'm not sure if I should find this disturbing or feel an overwhelming sense of pride. I'll go with the latter.

#YoloSolos #NFT #Cardano

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I power walked to the lake today. Gotta get that cardio in. It may be a questionable use of calories, but I'm not going to let this make me soft.

I leaned into my strength in foraging and found some mayapple fruits. The sugars in this will replenish me.

#NFT #YoloSolos

[Michael Johnson @MikeJohnson8484]

I didn't find any fish by the river. NGL, makes me a bit angry at them. The river is a great spot for fish. It's their fault, not mine.

I did find a message in a bottle that reminded me of something important.

I'm not a quitter. LFG. 🔥💪🔥

#YoloSolos #Cardano