Mike Jones

[Curt. @_BigCurt_]

Being a parent crazy cuz you gotta have answers for shit you never prepared for…like why am i emailing you about denying my kid bathroom breaks i don’t even know what to say “let my son go to the bathroom before i beat your ass”😂

[Mike Jones @MikeJonesBox]

@sarahlicity Highway to Hell for Austin-Taker at SummerSlam ‘98. Too bad the match didn’t live up to the hype video.

[Mike Jones @MikeJonesBox]

@IffyTheDopester @MarcRyanOnAir Ah. Very timely.

[Cigarettes O'Malley @cigsomalley]

Destroy the surveillance state now or future generations will be enslaved by it.

[Mike Jones @MikeJonesBox]

@UMGoBlog @Brabbs Back in the standard def days, I couldn’t see the ball once it got above the wall. I could only tell it was dead on because the crowd went ape.

[cee 🩵🐶 @cslivr]

i think the BIGGEST misconception some vanilla folks have abt kinksters is the idea that the dom is more interested in sadism than the sub is in masochism

like, youd be surprised how often it is that the sub is the actual freak and the dom is just really nice about it LOL

[Mike Jones @MikeJonesBox]

Walked into urgent care with some weird raises sores on my wrist. Urgent care doc freaked out, said it was MRSA and sent me to the ER. The ER doc laughed, gave me a $10 Rx to treat folliculitis and told me I’d get better care from a veterinarian than an urgent care doc.

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

Dunking on doctors is popular for clout, but the expectations for them are insane

My dad is a doctor, you are expected to know everything (by the public) and make no mistakes

Real question, what are POSITIVE experiences with physicians that changed your health?

[Mike Jones @MikeJonesBox]

@ByzantineBarbie Beverly Goldberg has joined the chat.

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[mike smith @OakcanofwoopAs]

Ferris Bueller’s Day off meets let the bodies hit the floor. These two shouldn’t work that’s good together.

[Mike Jones @MikeJonesBox]

@medicalgrower42 I scromited once when I had strep throat and norovirus at the same time. Hurt so badly that I puked into the tub because I couldn’t hold still enough for the toilet.

[Mike Jones @MikeJonesBox]

@MysticalMe337 @guywhocomment Loki was the reason the Avengers formed so they can claim him too.

[berros @BerrieMom]

maturing is knowing that you're not mentally stable enough to do acid

[Mac “McCorkle” Jones @MacAttack_10]

Gave a homeless man a $5 bill and Jayden Daniels’ mom came around the corner and shot me

[Mike Jones @MikeJonesBox]

I Would Walk 500 Miles sends me into a homicidal rage.

[Elma @oelma__]

Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I do not need a reason why, just tell me.

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

the biggest grifters in the world are the people who convinced and sold apps to school districts because WHY DO I HAVE THREE APPS ON MY PHONE FOR ONE CHILD?????? JUST SEND ME SOME PAPERS IN A DAMN FOLDER LIKE THE OLDEN TIMES

[Terrence ✨️ @KingTerrbear]

It's funny when you realize Bron and Oba's feud is lowkey Woody vs Buzz 😭

[Mike Jones @MikeJonesBox]

@WrestlingHumble Exact reason why the New Day heel turn failed.

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

The fact he asked for permission first makes this 10x funnier 💀