Michael Shaw

More tubercular badger than silver fox.

[Michael Shaw @MikeJustinShaw]

@jimmycarr Remember when Tony Blair was PM the women in his government were known as Blair Babes? I wonder if the new PMs female appointments will be known as the Burnham Beeches. (I'm really quite proud of that joke, although it only works if you grew up in the Slough area).

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@BBCRadMac We did an open top bus tour of Bath a few years ago, and the tour guide lady told us she used to sit next to Curt Smith in maths. Not sure how big his chair was.

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@BBCRadMac Highway Star! My Sunday won't get better than this

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@BBCRadMac Look what you made me do!

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@JescaHoop Welcome to our world! ☹️

[Michael Shaw @MikeJustinShaw]

@Epithemiou A little bit frightened. Can't lie.

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@TheSimonEvans Lost several family members to cancer in recent years, and have some still dealing with it. None have had to justify themselves to the nation and the media, and it's been hard enough.

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@bbcnickrobinson Well said Nick.

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@FrankOnTheRadio I heard one young man say to another young man the other day "That's a fresh trim bro." I can only assume this meant "I like your new haircut my friend."

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@crockpics Who?

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@StuartMaconie I thought that was a McCoy's crisp for one glorious moment.

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@archer_rs Er, no.

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@mrmarksteel Much love Mark, hope to see you in Bridport again before too long x

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You're gonna need a bigger prime minister.

[Michael Shaw @MikeJustinShaw]

@RevRichardColes Bristol 1987ish. One of the best gigs I've ever seen.

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@NoContextBrits The Wizard of Shite

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@NoContextBrits The Sixth Shite (I see shite people)

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@TheSimonEvans "Where are his eyes?" Now we know!

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@JamesCleverly @Conservatives You've Cleverly done your homework here.

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@Jassie_James Oh dear! "Bummed" has a slightly different meaning in the UK 😂