mike of cucamonga

i closed my eyes and couldn't help but wake up

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@AdrianneCurry https://t.co/9K1jve9ZHg

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@elonmusk https://t.co/9K1jve9ZHg

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Helen of Troy | A Watermelon Queen https://t.co/UrKVoVHlfv via @YouTube

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@AdrianneCurry @adammocklerr Curry, why did you let them call you Adrian? It's quite a bit different than Adrianne.

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@elonmusk @PeterDiamandis Elon, you can't change the entire dynamic of the global economy like that.

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@elonmusk @netcapgirl i really hope zuckerberg comes back so i can get his autograph. i'm doing her voice and dancing like an asshole.

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@elonmusk @visegrad24 why are their faces covered? might as well cover all their faces.

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@elonmusk we'll still exist, even if the third-worlders take over. we'll just have to adjust to being like the kid in 'slumdog millioinaire' who was covered in shit, and be fine with it.

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@ksorbs kevin, how is the healing going?

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@tedcruz there's no real hypocrisy among democrats that republicans aren't equally at fault for. this is why i think congress needs to be semi-annual in their contribution to the country.

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@AdrianneCurry @andy_buksterlin i'm a giant sucker for eyes.. and legs. and that chick's eyes creep me out. they aren't soulless, but not my type at all.

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@elonmusk @RampCapitalLLC you aren't allowed to ask what threads are if you don't elaborate on here.

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Slipknot - JOEY JORDISON (Drum Cam) - 4K Compilation https://t.co/tU225z5y8S via @YouTube

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@AdrianneCurry I don't understand thinking the government is watching you. The government is supposed to be all of us consolidating our opinion into a few representatives and organizations that serve us all.

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@AdrianneCurry i don't think gays think christians are bad. christians don't care about gays, either. "my god hates faggots" seems more like "i want some dick" to me than anything a real christian would say.

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@RealJamesWoods i'm pretty sure each one of them was looking for some crack. you're looking for me the be the racist for you, and you're right. but white people are tweakers, right? yeyyy?

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@tedcruz ted cruz, power is the name of the game in your profession. i'm a fan of yours -- which started with bill maher's hatred of you. at least that was of 10 years ago or something. i like both of you

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@elonmusk i've asked you out on man dates before, but i guess slkdjfs

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@elonmusk i guarantee i'd be more afraid of you than you'd be of me.

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@elonmusk elon, do you ever wonder what it's like to do things with other guys? like just hang out?