Mike "wasian" kockerts

formally known as Wynn | App state ATO '92 | Nepo baby | coors light and blue American spirit connoisseur | twice divorced | 1 kid

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

I'm like if a really cool guy was stuck in a really cool guys body

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

If my mustache hairs get caught in the tab of a beer can again I'm shaving it off idgaf anymore

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

Sock tan gonna go crazy

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One of my favorite bands who's been on hiatus is coming back I'm actually about to cry🥹

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

Lake this weekend with bad bitches and I get to run the grill tmr for dinner don't let this yellow boy get hot

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

LAKE DAY🗣️‼️‼️

[Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69]

One sip of alcohol and I’m asking her to spit in my mouth as friends

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

Guys buy big trucks to bring out their inner child girls buy wire hangers

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

Telling my colorblind friend this is him

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

First concert of the year and it rains because why wouldn't it

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

Oh who would've thought the exact thing I told you was gonna happen and now I'M having to deal with the repercussions of YOUR actions who would've thought

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

I fucked up every step of the way for a simple repair I was supposed to do today and it has me feeling like the biggest idiot ever #smooveoff

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

@lBrqndonl @EscobumpGaviria @Emawnish @skateupton69

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

@JR12CR @EscobumpGaviria @lBrqndonl @Emawnish @skateupton69 Brother it's not gonna run away😭

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

Happy white monster Wednesday to all who celebrate! Our army is growing by the week #WONSTER #WMW
Cc: @EscobumpGaviria @lBrqndonl @Emawnish @JR12CR @skateupton69

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

I don't even get excited over having a crush anymore it just fills me with existential dread

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

@EscobumpGaviria Have you ever thought that possibly white monster is addicted to you?

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

Telling my boys they're like the gay son I never had

[Mike "wasian" kockerts @MikeKockertsGC]

Don't drink or go out last night got to sleep at a reasonable hour and still wake up feeling like shit

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Finally saw Obsession. They should make movie theaters where you can pace around and smoke