mike’s life

middle names william

[Chad Kroeger 4 Life @ChadKroegerGod]

it’s good day to have a few cold ones with friends and maybe listen to a little nickelback as well. life is beautiful

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

TIME FOR HARDEST SHOT

Elias Pettersson clocks in a 103.2mph BOMB to win hardest shot 🏒💥

[mike’s life @MikeLance91]

@hannamadden love this

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what happens to me after a tims coffee

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does spongebobs chiropractor just squeeze and twist him

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Guess what? Here is the trailer for my new show The Rehearsal

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shes a 10 at the harewood 711

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shes a 10 but orders a pitcher of tubros at old city

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@DanyAllstar15 how electric is playoff hockey

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does Father Elon have to pay to super follow @DanyAllstar15

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@Jaydensaban said i should start sharing the thoughts in my head again to twitter, if anyone else agrees i will

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Dirtier than my priests thumb what a rip

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@laurkellerr got mine under an overpass for a pack of smokes, felt great after idk why everyone is complaining about it

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@bulbawhorez its free range molly

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@janer0b i call mine “who this”

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my brithday is on sat and these years keep gettin worse

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another big sad tonight

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needs to be a bell lets talk day once a month

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its full self destruct mode today not gonna end well

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turns out im a fuckin 🤡