Mike Lanzano

Yankee fan, Jets fan 🤬, Rangers fan, Knicks fan, seeker of knowledge, willing to discuss anything and everything

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@erin_mmg Not even close 🌞

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@pups_Puppies1 In other words these kittens were birthed by a house cat and the owner of said cat took a dozen kittens "for a ride" and kept their mother, that person should be tracked down and charged with cruelty. However, if an "outdoors" cat birthed them, that's different. I wonder which?

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@sayitnspinit I approve this tweet, the left is jealous cause they can't tweet anything funny

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@SinGino19Xx @Depl0reable @MississipSharon @tiktok_us Yeah if you don't proof read it before you send it the stupid auto spelling always makes mistakes 😂👍

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@StringsNoTrump @KCBrianUSAF @sayitnspinit So fucking what, she didn't lie like everyone else that's in control

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@sayitnspinit Great F'n tweet, this planet could shake us off like fleas, we're arrogant to think we could do a damn thing

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@MaxMannis Yo kid, stop smoking that gov't weed, find something better

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@nut_history He's in the HOF, are we supposed to have a "Jim Thome Day"?

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@ItsNaveTaylor @MississipSharon @tiktok_us She must be almost as bored as you are

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@Depl0reable @SinGino19Xx @MississipSharon @tiktok_us "Picking on aave" is pretty damn funny too, Mr. Correction Police

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@GuttersTV Really getting tired of your commercials on my phone, TV, and Radio. When do you get the time to install your shit?

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@Gabriele_Corno Hi, I was out walking with my trap line and my camera man when I stumbled upon, to my shock, a wolf in my- I mean in a trap so I heroically saved it, aren't I the greatest?

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@MarkKepes @Gabriele_Corno Maybe it was his young son and he's out teaching him how to trap wild animals

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If the Yankees hold on to win today, there disastrous playing will equate to losing a 4 game series to the second place team because they'll still have an 8 game advantage

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@ktsharp It doesn't seem like they won that many games

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@russydubz @ScarabinoTony @ogleggy Glad to hear it, did you see his last press conference? He's so pissed off right now, and he can't get any help from above, feel terrible for the whole team

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I don't friends, if Stanton is well enough to play in double A, even though he struck out a few times, I would bring him back today, sometimes something as simple as this could help these poor, demoralized men. I hope to see him today, don't know when he's scheduled to return

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@MLBHR He wants 700, this will go down to the wire, I can't help wondering if once in a while pitchers serve him meatballs, I would

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@BRappy55 Not his fault, fire the Steinbrenners