Mike Lester

"If you must keep talking, please try to make it rhyme" -Mose Allison

Syndicated cartoonist/illustrator/writer

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that killed football.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Hey @grok, was the unnecessary roughness call against Cam Skattebo today, the worst penalty called in an NFL game ever?

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@LangmanVince @grok SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that killed football.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@CydZeigler SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that killed football.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@howertonjosh This is yesterday's
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[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@howertonjosh That was rough. But I'm still in the game -not Camaroon but fighting the fight. I may down as the last conservative Bible believing cartoonist in America but that's ok. It's what my wife would have wanted me to do.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@its_The_Dr SHORTER: "The reason I'm voting for a muslim associated w MB is I want to be seen as, known among friends as and identify as non-racist"

[John F Kennedy JR @johnfkjuniorq]

The world No. 1 in women's tennis, Aryna Sabalenka, unleashes a devastating and unfiltered statement: "It's vital to protect fairness. Biologically, men are much stronger than women. It's not fair. It's not equality. It's not women's sports if we let biological men compete against us." She sides with Sophie Cunningham and sends a clear message: women are not going to keep staying silent while they steal our titles, podiums, and opportunities from us.

[Santa Trump.. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @lovetocook12345]

Shits happening again!! But this time got busted.. but this is one polling place, out of how many thousands? This is Treason, or at least Sedition. Do these people know the consequences for each? Do they think there’s too many of them?

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 ALERT: Bernie Sanders just pitched a wealth tax in Michigan to make childcare, college, medical school, and nursing school “free.”

That is not free. That is you paying for it.

Abdul El-Sayed is running on the same socialist agenda.

Michigan workers built this state. They do not need another tax-and-spend experiment.

MICHIGAN DESERVES BETTER.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER:

[Shaggy JTS 🇺🇸 @JtShaggy]

Fake news getting owned by facts!!

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

Mike du Jour: de ja vu https://t.co/CCFo73OYFn

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Weird. I thought someone fixed health care. What happened?

[Shaggy JTS 🇺🇸 @JtShaggy]

Think about who you vote for, Democrats are fvcking retarded..

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@Trustintrump47 SHORTER: Journalism today in four words "don't be a dick".

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: If we're going to make ppl wear masks get vaccinated and separate for health reasons or be charged with a crime then walking behind a counter where food is prepared should land you in jail for a year.

[Fuhgeddaboudit News @FuhgedNews]

Standards are optional now. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: If we're going to make ppl wear masks get vaccinated and separate for health reasons or be charged with a crime then walking behind a counter where food is prepared should land you in jail for a year.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that ruined football.

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

If there is one play which illustrates the end of tackle football better than any other, this one might be it…
😱😡🤦‍♂️🤮

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@Zigmanfreud SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that ruined football.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

If you’re wondering how anyone could ever vote Democrat, this will show you.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: Uncoordinated grown man falls over his own feet throws a penalty flag from his back. "unnecessary officiating" should be the call.

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Ref spazzes out and throws a flag from the ground after tripping over Amon-Ra 🤣

They need to buzz in and fix this shit from New York.