Mike Lester

"If you must keep talking, please try to make it rhyme" -Mose Allison

Syndicated cartoonist/illustrator/writer

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: anything I say I'll regret so...

[RT @RT_com]

Girl cop CASUALLY SHOOTS PAL & PANICS

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: -and that's how we get precedence in future judgements. Courts rule favorably to blacks today and are aware of it.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

This is justice in a blue state (New York).

State Trooper Christopher Baldner pulls over a family SUV for speeding on the Thruway.

Driver Tristin Goods refuses to show ID and escalates the stop. Trooper uses pepper spray.

Driver floors it and flees at high speed.
Trooper follows training and uses pit maneuver to ram the vehicle and stop the threat.

The SUV crashes. Goods’ own 11-year-old daughter Monica is tragically killed.

Result?

Trooper Baldner was just sentenced to ~7 years in prison for manslaughter.

The father - who caused the deadly chase - walks free after claiming he was “scared for his life.”

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: "Listen to all my facts. It's OJ all over again!"

[QS @QueenShibaQueen]

🚨 DAY 3: The facts are taking center stage in the Carmelo Anthony trial.
#karmeloanthony

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: nobody needs a pit bull. Especially a woman who can't control it.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: got'cha, bitch

[LindellTV @RealLindellTV]

🚨 RASHIDA TLAIB BRISTLES WHEN ASKED: “WOULD MEN GET THE 12 DAYS TOO?” 🚨

LindellTV's @alisonintheknow confronted @RepRashida after Democrats promoted a proposal for 12 days of paid leave for women experiencing menstrual pain.

Steinberg asked a simple question:
“Democrats think that men are women. So would men also be afforded those 12 days off?”

Tlaib didn't answer.

Instead, she accused Steinberg of politicizing the issue and claimed the question was rooted in “hate.”

“This is ridiculous that you're asking this question.”

Steinberg pushed back:
“I am a woman, so I'm concerned about men entering women's spaces.”

If Democrats insist that men can be women, then who exactly qualifies for policies designed specifically for women?

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@RealLindellTV @alisonintheknow @RepRashida SHORTER: got'cha, bitch

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: this right here...

[LindellTV @RealLindellTV]

🚨 RASHIDA TLAIB BRISTLES WHEN ASKED: “WOULD MEN GET THE 12 DAYS TOO?” 🚨

LindellTV's @alisonintheknow confronted @RepRashida after Democrats promoted a proposal for 12 days of paid leave for women experiencing menstrual pain.

Steinberg asked a simple question:
“Democrats think that men are women. So would men also be afforded those 12 days off?”

Tlaib didn't answer.

Instead, she accused Steinberg of politicizing the issue and claimed the question was rooted in “hate.”

“This is ridiculous that you're asking this question.”

Steinberg pushed back:
“I am a woman, so I'm concerned about men entering women's spaces.”

If Democrats insist that men can be women, then who exactly qualifies for policies designed specifically for women?

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: She didn't bring 9 kids she brought 9 government checks. There is no other reason for an unwed mother to give birth to that many human lives. This is a human tragedy w/ no end in sight.

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

He brought 1 pizza... then found out about the 9 kids🤣

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@BigWave372 SHORTER: She didn't bring 9 kids she brought 9 government checks. There is no other reason for an unwed mother to give birth to that many human lives. This is a human tragedy w/ no end in sight.

[Batya Ungar-Sargon @bungarsargon]

The same people who call anyone who voted for Trump a Nazi are now lining up to defend an *actual Nazi* who proudly sported a tattoo of concentration camp guards for 18 years until he ran for office. And they have the audacity to pretend anything Trump did comes close to that.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER LGBTQ+: What does the "plus" stand for?
This is what it stands for...

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

OMG

"Wink Wink" an adult sex toy shop in Bellingham, Washington, is hosting "inclusive sex education" classes for children as young as 9-YEARS-OLD.

Why tf is a sex shop inviting children to their store?!?!

Extremely disturbing 🚩🚩🚩

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: Travel.

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

They say players in the modern NBA don’t play defense

What in the world are you supposed to do with this?

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@TheHoopHerald SHORTER: Travel.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: Stunning trans cover up...

Lawyers fighting SJSU over volleyball scandal respond to federal Title IX probe findings https://t.co/qm0042qxXF #FoxNews

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: "I'm promoting beliefs not held by ppl who pay my salary w their taxes. And I do it in a gov. issued uniform. w a gun."

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Police officer goes around marking businesses that she deems safe for lgbtq people, all paid for by our tax dollars. Wtf

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@libsoftiktok SHORTER: "I'm promoting beliefs not held by ppl who pay my salary w their taxes. And I do it in a gov. issued uniform. w a gun."

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

@WallStreetApes SHORTER: In other news an American city can no longer seat an impartial jury to decide a case w a black defendant.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: In other news an American city can no longer seat an impartial jury to decide a case w a black defendant.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

I verified this and it’s true

“Germany can no longer raise an army, simply because of how many Muslims are now German citizens”

“Now, allegedly, and I will say allegedly here, Germany's Chancellor Friedrich Merz has privately admitted that he's worried about the country's ability to raise an army, simply because Germany doesn't want to put weapons in the hands of hundreds of thousands of Muslim Germans.

And he'd be right in worrying, because a recent study of young Muslim Germans showed that nearly half expressed latent Islamist attitudes, which are, you know, the kind of attitudes that turn Muslims into terrorists, and more than half said that their religious commandments were more important to them than even German democracy.

And if you ask me, these don't sound like the attitudes of Germans. These sound like the attitudes of Germany's enemies”

Let’s get into the facts

A 2025–2026 German government-backed study by MOTRA, Radicalization Monitoring System, involving the Federal Criminal Police Office, found that 45.1% of Muslims under 40 in Germany hold either “manifest” (11.5%) or “latent” (33.6%) Islamist attitudes.

This includes preferences for Sharia over the constitution, antisemitic views, and Islamist leanings

Tucker Carlson also reported on this

When you have a significant population of Muslims who hold a pro-Sharia Law mindset, you can’t trust them in your military

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: They don't go after you unless you're a threat to their rackets.

[THE Q STORM @e3z9b_qI1ytkw]

I used to believe that Donald Trump was simply an exceptional president.

But then, I watched in real time as the Mainstream Media (mainstream media), the FBI, intelligence agencies, the CIA, Big Tech, and the entire Washington establishment joined forces in an unprecedented campaign to destroy a single man.

The numerous lawsuits, the two impeachments, the endless hoaxes including the Russia one, the Mar-a-Lago raid, the gag orders, the efforts to remove him from the ballot, the attempts to bankrupt him and throw him in prison... all of that was aimed at preventing him from returning to power. Two attempts on his life followed.

With 92% of media coverage being negative toward him while 78% of that for Kamala was positive, he managed to secure a convincing victory in the last election. How do you explain that?

That's when it became undeniable for me: no one faces this level of coordinated and hysterical opposition unless they represent a true existential threat to the system... The system we all know is corrupt and broken. Ordinary politicians don't trigger this kind of coordinated panic.

At that moment, I stopped thinking of him as a great president.

He is the greatest of all time.

[Mike Lester @MikeLester]

SHORTER: true

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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