MikeLincoln

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@CroftyF1 @MBrundleF1
Afaik Knockhill up here in Scotland is the only UK track licenced to run in both directions.

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@DaveGorman someone in the Rymans jigsaw factory needs to be taught the correct way to bugger up a jigsaw. This is just poor form.

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@EDI_Airport friendly chappy on the security gates helped me out of a pickle today. Many thanks!

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@bbctms is there a YouTube link of today's commentary for us poor fellows stuck in the pouring rain in Portugal? Thanks!

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@nationalrailenq As someone who has been sitting on the (still) stationary 18.07 Edinburgh to Birmingham NS train just before the viaduct for the last 2 hours, I can assure you that the lines may be open, but the trains aren't going over them. Happy to report rations of Percy Pigs remain high.

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@bbctms please don't forget the YouTube link for us poor souls stuck on Italian beaches!

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@BBC6Music currently listening to the show, cooking dinner, and trying to convince my friends to re-enact the chicken song in photos on Facebook. So far we have a chicken in the air, a deck chair up the nose, a green left knee and some very worried Eskimos.... Mike in Leith

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@Eurosport_UK your Chromecast stream of LeMans is completely broken. Stalling, stuttering, jumping backwards and forwards. Totally useless. Sort it out!

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The hell of the North (East Edinburgh and Leith).

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@CllrChasBooth Well, one excuse is that the council haven't gritted the bike paths so ( as of this morning ) they're a lethal skating rink littered with downed cyclists.

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@bbc5live Buying fireworks out of the back of a van? Have these people never watched an episode of Casualty?

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@CCfunkandsoul greetings from sunny Malta! Just cooking up dinner while indulging in some holiday apartment kitchen dancing! Keep the tunes coming! Mike & Ruth

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@gordonshedden good luck tomorrow. Car looks a bit of a handful!

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@CCfunkandsoul 108 mile bike ride today - now not so much kitchen dancing as kitchen tentative shuffling around. Keep the tunes coming, you're stoping me from siezing up!

[Clare Mackintosh @claremackint0sh]

Estate agent: Ange, what’s that thing called where people put horses? There’s one in the paddock at Honeysuckle Cottage.
Ange: *long pause* a horse house.
Estate agent: great, thanks.

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At the entrance to the Informatics Forum. Close, but not quite right...

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Tonight's @CCfunkandsoul funk and soul show is just brilliant! Good to hear the funk is alive and well in 2017! Keep it up Craig!

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Our rescue tree, in all his flamingoey splendor...

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@CllrChasBooth just fell off bike on path between Bonnington Ter. and S. Fort St. because of large piles of rotting leaves. Rest of path seems to have been cleared, but not this section. Anything council can do??

[Datuk Jahat Hensem @datukhensem]

At a job interview
Interviewer: Do you have experience with Microsoft Excel?
Me: Yes
Interviewer: Show me.
Me: Say no more.