Mike D

It’s chaos. Be kind. #BlackLivesMatter He/Him/His

[Mike D @MikeMakesJokes]

That feeling when you need a center, draw 1990s Golden State, spin the "Era" wheel while chanting "Wilt, Wilt, Wilt" and hit. https://t.co/3dYjzmB14Z #NBA #82and0

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

"Asshole. Asshole. Asshole." –Alex Wagner on Graham Platner

[Mike D @MikeMakesJokes]

Implicitly acknowledging that he claimed the election was rigged based only on the fact that he lost

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: The game tonight is gonna be amazing. If they beat us we'll say it was rigged just like the election in 2020

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The allegations against Graham Platner are well-documented, very credible, and highly disturbing. He should drop out ASAP.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Get your Belgian chocolate now before the tariffs hit.

[CelticsBlog @celticsblog]

@FCHWPO nobody wanted this
best of luck to you in everything

[Skee-Ball Librarian @oodja]

BOSTON ATM

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

This is a devastating interview.

Scott Pelley tells the NYT that Bari Weiss directly put a “thumb on the scale” for Trump over the killing of Renee Good.

Here’s his explanation of exactly what happened.

[Mike D @MikeMakesJokes]

Success! https://t.co/W2fauWg8qN #NBA #82and0

[Mike D @MikeMakesJokes]

So cruelly close... https://t.co/krM2asFL0o #NBA #82and0

[Mike D @MikeMakesJokes]

@jonfavs Why aren't you just focusing on the lessons, Jon?

[Mike D @MikeMakesJokes]

Holy hell Mike Perry did DAMAGE. How was Diaz standing?

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Mike Perry had Nate Diaz LEAKING. Looked like a crime scene 😭

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf”

[Mike D @MikeMakesJokes]

Me, during the 2025-26 Boston Celtics postseason

[The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm]

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[Mike D @MikeMakesJokes]

Ayo Dosunmu is having the game of his life

[NBA @NBA]

AYO DOSUNMU HAS 36 POINTS 🔥

Most he's EVER SCORED in NBA Game... and he's doing it with a 3-1 Wolves lead on the line!

[NBA @NBA]

30 FOR AYO DOSUNMU.

18-7 WOLVES RUN.

Get to ESPN for the finish of Game 4!

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

Not just correct, but self evident and obvious to anybody who doesn’t have an intrinsically misanthropic and fundamentally negative view of humanity and the world.