Mike Malkiewicz

Comedy Ronin, Street Dog, South Jersey Slav

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Average Eastern European couple.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Leland in the Black Lodge

[coffee @eventualforever]

Big Justice seeing The Rizzler become more popular

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

is that...hunter biden with julia fox

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I heard the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter is hiding in Syria

[lenny @dr3amoperator]

this is exactly how you're supposed to watch twin peaks

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I need a new body more than I need new pants

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me after feeling the first cool breeze of the season

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White dudes for Harris be like “can you please put out that cigarette?”

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I wanna rawdog a flight right into the Pentagon

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

Imagine this happening to Tony as he walked into the back room of the Bing already in a bad mood.

He’d go ballistic.

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You don’t need a license for anything you just need the will to live

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

They killed Ray Liotta and they gave us this.

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Me when I’m violently high trying to act normal

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This presidential race is between the penjamin and the blinkerton #genz2024 #imashamedofmyself

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Daddy where were you when Trump was shot?