Mike Merryfield

Comedian and all around Good person. Humble.

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@Expedia can you help me? The hotel I’m staying at does not see my reservation.

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@AmericanAir Thanks for nothing

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

The Protector and Chief!👇🇺🇸

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@Apple I’m having problems with my Apple Cash account! Please help?

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@teamyoutube I need help

[105.7 WAPL @waplrocks]

This morning on The #RickandCutter show @cuttermedia is joined by @MikeMerryfield & @RobBreakenridge again filling in for @RickMcNealWAPL We'll name our #Weenieoftheweek we have #smalltowncrimewave Coast to Coast, Cutter's guitar shop and @jpsears24 joins us

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Taking a picture of your butthole is harder than it looks.

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@LoonyBinLR @JeffBodart If you don’t book me you’re not allowed to comment, sorry.

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Great, this is how women will be getting abortions from now on.

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When boarding a plane I locate the hottest women on board, point to her and say “If this bird crashes I’m eating you first”

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Karen Porn is all the rage! ##karen #bigdealcomic

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My new special is live now on YouTube! @800lbRecords on @YouTube

[🎙The Art Of Bombing Pod 🎙 @artofbombingpod]

In this episode, @dbublitzcomedy and @JShirleyComedy talk with @MikeMerryfield about putting in the time, being ready for fame, and his new comedy special @standupjourneym by @800lbRecords. Plus more. https://t.co/Mw6T9F8wuZ

[800 Pound Gorilla Media @800pgm]

Head to our YouTube channel tonight at 5PM CT to catch the premiere of the full comedy special 'The Journeymen'. Set your reminders now.
https://t.co/GZfIlt8MSV @MikeMerryfield

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Excited to a part of @standupjourneym available May 19th on @800lbRecords @YouTube page! #comedy

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We need to figure out how all of these women are getting pregnant in the first place.

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My doctor is fat so I have trouble trusting her medical advice. I told her my back hurt the other day and she prescribed cake.

[John Novosad @HippiemansPlan]

Many thanks to the people that helped me on my album: everyone @thelaughbutton label, thrilled to be on Laugh Button Records! Everyone @800lbRecords, thanks for your advice. @MikeMerryfield thanks for recording me. My home club @ComedyWorks, Yay! @JoshBlueComedy you’re the best!

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A comedian messaged me and asked if I was headlining in Vegas. That’s cute. I’m always headlining, I’m kind of a big deal.