Mike

Against all odds, I am again not this year’s sexiest man

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Some people would love to have your bad days

[HausenKS 🌾 @HausenKS]

To all the England fans asking why Americans would ever root for Mexico:

It’s simple.

It’s like having a little brother. You spend all year arguing with him, making fun of him, and reminding him who’s boss.

But the second someone outside the family starts picking on him, you suddenly find yourself standing next to him.

That’s CONCACAF.

We can roast Mexico 364 days a year. But when they’re playing England? For 90 minutes… ¡Vamos México! 🇲🇽😎

[The Chartist Formerly Known as Anth @xBuffaloAnth]

The names listed from 45-48 cannot be fucking real.

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

My god, Benson is being eyed by Florida isn’t he??!

[Bryan @Metalpanthers]

Brady Tkachuk meeting all of his new teammates:

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

As a soccer fan every four years, I can confidently say Messi is the best of all time

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Wild how much easier it is waking up at 6am when it’s for golf on the weekend

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Canadians deserve at least one Oscar for this 1st period performance

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Sabs > Habs amirite

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Ok it’s time I break my silence on this war

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Reportedly, the war in Iran is causing a shortage of Diet Coke, per NYP

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Waiting for an acceptable time to head down to @KeyBankCtr

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

@SalSports Allen, Dahlin, Dawkins, Thompson

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Weddings are so much fun. Whoever disagrees is a fun hater

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Wondering how you knew when he was in heat

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In Heat, Val Kilmer just did it better.

Pacino is the same Pacino.
De Niro is the same De Niro.

But Kilmer was truly at the top of his game.

He could communicate so many emotions without saying a word..

One of the saddest scenes of all time.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

US beer shipments expected to reach a 37-year low, per Bank of America.

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Wife has yet to ask me to be her Patrick

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

@BFW Denver

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Definitive proof we’re in a simulation

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Been exhausting today monitoring the situation

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Crazy they let that controversial billionaire play goalie for the Fins in the Olympics

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Bravo to whoever played beastie boys during the Canadian fight 😂

[Mike @MikeMikeBrass]

Great, now do the Epstein list

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨PEDOPHILES. KIDNAPPERS. VIOLENT ASSAILANTS.

These are just some of the most dangerous illegal aliens ICE took off our streets this Tuesday.👇