Mike Williams

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Mako likes to walk with friends! #ItsTimeToWalkFluffy #nbc6 @nbc6 @SheliNBC6 @EricNBC6 @AdamBergNBC6

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#ItsTimeToWalkFluffy

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Came up from Miami, FL to celebrate @garthbrooks 7D in #Nashville

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"You had a life. It was this long. Here's a rock." - tombstones

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The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can't use in the real world.

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Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills. #AdultingIsHard

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@Mr____Wiggles @Gfeds1 with. #PointsInThePaint

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@Mr____Wiggles @Gfeds1 they should just wear the football jerseys....somebody should play in them.

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@Gfeds1 @Mr____Wiggles @GoBEARCATS @GoBearcatsMBB I liked last year's better

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Hotel California is basically a negative Yelp review with a two minute guitar solo.

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I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away

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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts.
#UpSoFast

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People that start a sentence with "Now I'm not trying to be rude" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly.

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The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified

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Turns out, the safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball, is directly in front of me. #fore

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If your girlfriend offers to make you breakfast at 2 AM. She's probably not your girlfriend and your just drunk at Denny's again.

[Mike Williams @MikeMikeWMike]

DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth's equator, most of them would drown.

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Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions. #RutRowRaggy

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The first judge ever was like "When I'm done talking I'll pound my desk with a hammer" and we were all "OK that's not insane" #WierdoHistory