MikeSlim TiltedGrin

He/Man/Master of Universe so many products from so many inviromments, how will we all get along? Swimming, skydiving, cycling, aviation, narrowboater. 🇬🇧

[MikeSlim TiltedGrin @MikeMikeslim]

@Victoria59L @Tony__Heller https://t.co/I1NwNXFFPR

[MikeSlim TiltedGrin @MikeMikeslim]

@steonthesea My old man was a stoker on HMS Maidstone, suply ship to our Subs. He definately knew 😎

[Big Time Charlie @shadowcanman]

🇬🇧🚨 BRITAIN: FOLLOW. THE. BLOODY. MONEY. 🚨🇬🇧

While ordinary British families are told there is “no money”…

No money for roads.

No money for high streets.

No money for local services.

No money for struggling communities.

Councils across Britain have been quietly spending MILLIONS OF POUNDS on Hostile Vehicle Mitigation infrastructure.

You might know them online as “diversity barriers”.

The official name is:

HOSTILE VEHICLE MITIGATION — HVM.

And I have started going through the public records.

The numbers are extraordinary.

🇬🇧 BIRMINGHAM

💷 £3,000,000

An ADDITIONAL £3 MILLION approved for further HVM measures.

And where did some of the money come from?

CLEAN AIR ZONE SURPLUS.

Yes.

Money generated through Birmingham's Clean Air Zone was approved for additional hostile-vehicle security infrastructure.

THREE. MILLION. POUNDS.

🇬🇧 YORK

💷 £1,832,000

Approximately £1.832 MILLION allocated to the city-centre HVM programme.

Steel bollards.

Sliding barriers.

Security-rated vehicle restrictions.

More than £1.8 MILLION.

🇬🇧 HOUNSLOW

Original allocation:

💷 £570,000

Then another:

💷 £170,000

TOTAL:

🔥 £780,000

For HVM around Hounslow High Street and Bell Square.

🇬🇧 WORCESTER

Permanent HVM capital allocation:

💷 £250,000

But here's where it gets ridiculous.

Temporary HVM for the 2019 Victorian Christmas Fayre alone cost:

💷 £36,500

ONE CHRISTMAS FAYRE.

And council records show temporary HVM had already been used for previous Christmas Fayres.

Year.

After year.

After year.

So eventually the council concluded permanent infrastructure could make more financial sense.

🇬🇧 HEREFORD

HVM design-and-install contract:

💷 £202,830.29

More than TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS.

🇬🇧 EDINBURGH

Temporary HVM framework provision:

💷 £79,218

And remember:

TEMPORARY.

Meaning this isn't necessarily the end of the bill.

Transport.

Installation.

Traffic management.

Staff.

Storage.

Maintenance.

Servicing.

Replacement.

The barrier you see in the street is only the visible part of the spending.

🚨🚨🚨

WE HAVE ALREADY IDENTIFIED MORE THAN £6 MILLION IN HVM FUNDING AND COSTS FROM JUST A SMALL NUMBER OF AUTHORITIES.

Read that again.

£6,000,000+

And this is NOT the national total.

Not remotely.

We haven't yet completed:

London.

Manchester.

Liverpool.

Coventry.

Newcastle.

Walsall.

Rotherham.

Bedford.

Major railway stations.

Stadiums.

Airports.

Government buildings.

Major festivals.

Hundreds of councils and public bodies.

And here is the part every taxpayer should understand:

THERE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE ONE SIMPLE NATIONAL PUBLIC LEDGER SHOWING THE TOTAL BILL.

The money is scattered everywhere.

💷 Capital budgets

💷 Highways budgets

💷 Regeneration programmes

💷 Event-security budgets

💷 Transport funding

💷 General-fund contingency

💷 LEP funding

💷 Clean Air Zone surplus

Different authority.

Different budget.

Different procurement portal.

Different contractor.

Different year.

And unless somebody goes through the records and joins the dots together…

YOU NEVER SEE THE WHOLE PICTURE.

That is exactly what we are doing.

Council by council.

Contract by contract.

Tender by tender.

Pound by pound.

Because British taxpayers have every right to know:

HOW MUCH HAS THIS COST?

Who approved it?

Where did the funding come from?

Who received the contracts?

How much does maintenance cost?

How much are temporary barriers costing every single year?

And what is the TOTAL national bill?

🇬🇧 THIS IS WHAT PUBLIC ACCOUNTABILITY LOOKS LIKE.

No rumours.

No made-up numbers.

No conspiracy theories.

Their budgets.
Their minutes.
Their contracts.
Their procurement records.
All hiding in plain sight.
We have barely started.
And already:

🔥 £6 MILLION+ IDENTIFIED.

Now imagine what happens when every council in Britain is put into the ledger.

EVERY COUNCIL.

EVERY CONTRACT.

EVERY FUNDING SOURCE.

EVERY POUND.

Britain deserves to know where Britain's money is going.

🇬🇧 FOLLOW THE MONEY.
🇬🇧 BUILD THE LEDGER.
🇬🇧 HOLD PUBLIC BODIES TO ACCOUNT.

This is only the beginning.

[Mick Prich @mikeyonman]

Good morning wondrous souls. It took a month but Andy Pandy is Wednesday wanker. Saying posh areas need immigrants. No you gormless moron none of Britain needs immigrants. You’re meant to be PM so stop the bloody immigration into Britain. Traitor and wanker🤬
SITL SB✌️😊

[MikeSlim TiltedGrin @MikeMikeslim]

@rawlimark Ronnie Pickering?

[Big Time Charlie @shadowcanman]

🇬🇧 WE ARE AUDITING EVERY SINGLE LABOUR MP.

Not a sample. Not just the Cabinet.

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

We are building a massive public-record database mapping:

→ Donations & declared financial interests
→ Charities & NGOs
→ Migration & asylum organisations
→ APPGs and parliamentary groups
→ Outside jobs & advisory positions
→ Company connections
→ Overseas visits & hospitality
→ Parliamentary activity
→ Government funding connected to organisations in the network
Then we join the records together.
WHO IS CONNECTED TO WHOM?
WHO FUNDS THE ORGANISATIONS?
WHERE DOES PUBLIC MONEY GO?
WHERE DO POLITICS, NGOs AND BUSINESS OVERLAP?
The screenshot below is just ONE layer of the database.
Everything sourced. Everything checkable.
For decades this information has been scattered across parliamentary registers, government databases, company records, charity accounts and financial disclosures.

AI changes that.

We can search, structure and cross-reference enormous quantities of public information at a speed that simply wasn't practical before.

And Labour is only the beginning.

Eventually, the same methodology can cover the whole of Westminster.

🇬🇧 The British people deserve to know who influences their Parliament and where their money goes.

FOLLOW THE RECORDS.

FOLLOW THE NETWORK.

FOLLOW THE MONEY.

[MikeSlim TiltedGrin @MikeMikeslim]

@elonmusk @DavidVance About right 🎯

https://t.co/spY8gKUqgz

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Spot on.

[PATRIOTISM NEWS @Patriotism87543]

Elon Musk just called out the EU’s biggest lie on “democracy.”
As Ursula von der Leyen lectured the world, Musk hit back: “If democracy is the foundation of freedom, why isn’t your position as EU leader directly elected by the people?”
Unelected bureaucrats imposing mass migration, net zero extremism, and speech crackdowns on 450 million citizens — with zero accountability.
This isn’t democracy. It’s slow-motion dictatorship.
The people are waking up. The EU’s days are numbered.
Agree?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Personally, I think stuff like this should be preserved in a Museum of Female Treachery so that schoolgirls of the future can watch in horror, then offer up a silent prayer of thanks for their rebellious, thoroughly TERFy great-grandmothers.

[MikeSlim TiltedGrin @MikeMikeslim]

@paul1964Jam 😂😂😂
🎯@casncage45055

[Dr B @DrB2you]

🇬🇧 The London Job, 1987

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

He is right.

[James @SoNowUknow2]

The English channel is 21 miles wide. Royal Navy have the technology to see a dot on a domino at that range.
So Royal Navy needs to be on the half way mark in UK waters. Scanning the French coast for boats leaving. As soon as they are seen to do so they should alert the French Navy. If the French Navy "cannot attend" then as a matter of life saving urgency and rescue the Royal Navy should enter French waters, collect the occupants and take them back to safety in France.
No need to thank us.
@Nigel_Farage @RupertLowe10 @ZiaYusufUK

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

My daughter Belle is known on X for her paintings of Jesus.

Today she has finished her oil painting of Anne Widdecombe.

I thought I’d share how remarkable and beautiful it is ❤️

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

I am Simon, and instead of being a researcher at a world-class university, I now live in the Brazilian jungle. This is the story of how I ended up here. ⬇️

At the beginning of 2021, I spoke out against the rigged peer-review process behind @c_drosten's COVID PCR protocol paper. As a result, I lost my job at @wur and was told that I should "know when to shut the f*ck up." I also faced other reprisals, including having my bank account frozen and the police showing up at my doorstep.

Since I was unvaccinated, and still am, life in the Netherlands became unbearable. I just wanted, and needed, to get away.

My options at the time were very limited, as medical tyranny had taken much of the world hostage. Since I had already worked as a professor in Brazil in previous years, and Bolsonaro was critical of both the plandemic and the vaccination campaign, my choice quickly fell on Brazil.

To escape the increasingly deranged civilization, I bought a few hectares of jungle land on a 1,500 m (5,000 ft) mountain, accessible only by 4×4 vehicles, about 30 minutes from the nearest small village. After dusting off my Adobe Illustrator and QR code generation skills to prepare the required documents, I got on a plane and escaped the societal madness in mid-2021.

Today, I live here almost completely self-sufficient.

🍅 I built two greenhouses where I grow tomatoes, strawberries, peppers, blueberries, and all kinds of vegetables.
🐟 I built a recirculating aquaculture system where I raise fish.
⚡ I installed a 40 kWp solar system with a 68 kWh battery bank, providing me with electricity 24/7.
💦 My mountain property has several natural water sources. I use a hydraulic ram pump (which requires no electricity) to pump water above my house.
🔥 I heat my house with a wood stove.
🍗 I keep Rhode Island Red and French Black Copper Marans chickens, providing me with eggs, and the occasional chicken nuggets.
🌱 Since the soil quality here is very poor, I produce my own terra preta.
🥛 I thrive on raw milk, meat, fresh mountain water, fresh air, and regular workouts in my home gym.
🐗 There are plenty of wild boars on my land. Delicious!

Two years after moving to Brazil, I lost another job. @SINTEF fired me in February 2023 for "exceeding my right to freedom of expression on Twitter" (yes, they really wrote that lol). Since then, I have applied for many research positions, but not a single institution has hired me because of my critical stance on COVID, even though subsequent evidence, including Anthony Fauci's 111 invocations of the Fifth Amendment, has vindicated every statement I made about COVID.

Today, I rely entirely on my @sunfluencer vitamin D sales (Need vitamin D? Please get it there!). That's the price of integrity. But I have no problem looking myself in the mirror every morning. Knowing that I stayed true to my convictions and remained unvaccinated makes that feeling even better.

To be honest, life out here can be a bit lonely, far away from home and from Western culture. Thankfully, I have @Starlink, which lets me stay connected with you guys and, just as importantly, keeps me prepared for the day when the system finally breaks down. For now, I'm still allowed to travel, at least until they decide to implement carbon credit policies. I'm also writing a book on how to disconnect yourself from tyranny (i.e. excessive government dependence), which will be published soon. I previously wrote a bestselling book, with more than one million copies distributed, and I'm confident this one will do even better.

One of my next projects is to build a guest house on my property so other people can experience off-grid living and, if they want, use it as a place to reset their health, reconnect with nature, and disconnect from the insanity of modern life. If you're skilled in construction, carpentry, electrical work, plumbing, welding, permaculture, or other practical trades, and you'd like to spend some time here helping to build it while experiencing this lifestyle yourself, send me a DM. I'd love to hear from you.

By the way, my car runs on ethanol. I have enough biomass here to produce my own fuel, so Klaus Schwab can kiss my a$$.

That's my story.

If you made it this far, let's turn this post into a marketplace of ideas. What are you doing, or what would you suggest, to resist the current authoritarian trend?

Cheers,
Simon

[MikeSlim TiltedGrin @MikeMikeslim]

@Raymond82310289 About right.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

South Park has always had such an exquisite way of explaining complex matters.

This time it’s the ‘Theory of Evolution’.

[MikeSlim TiltedGrin @MikeMikeslim]

@AvonandsomerRob Casio G-Shock for work though. Great for a ham fisted plumber!

[MikeSlim TiltedGrin @MikeMikeslim]

@AvonandsomerRob Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

"I wandered lonely, well endowed,
Like a nonce high on bums and pills,
When all at once a boy I ploughed,
Called the police, exposed my thrills,
In the court, immersed in sleaze
I kept my pension, from your licence fees."

[MikeSlim TiltedGrin @MikeMikeslim]

@jamieranford83 @KieraDiss A growler flasher who doesn’t wear knickers.