Mike Montero

Pineapple on Pizza Advocate

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

I'm more willing to share my testimony than my food

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

@dieworkwear Are there different guidelines about collar points with double breasted suits? And if I intend to wear a shirt with no tie, am I better off going with a button down to hold a shape better?

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

They’ve found it! *Coffee* was the problem with church all along.

Not the abuse of power dynamics or corruption within church administration

[John Piper @JohnPiper]

Can we reassess whether Sunday coffee-sipping in the sanctuary fits?

“Let us offer to God acceptable worship, with reverence and awe.” Hebrews 12:28

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

Being an adult in your mid-late 20s is just looking at random food in your house and thinking “I could put chili crunch on this”

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

The fast and furious franchise really broke Hollywood by just deciding you can re-alive a character with no explanation

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

@marcelemoran @womangale The hills are fine when your objective is to go out for a bike ride. When you’re working deliveries the hills are a drain on time and energy

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

Me building a town in Cities: Skylines

[A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom]

just saw this monstrosity on tumblr and I am horrified

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

Okay look if this is the way we’re doing things then FINE but good god have an intermission.
Some of us were tricked into upgrading to a large soda for 25 cents

[FILMHOUNDS Magazine @filmhoundsmag]

AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER will reportedly have a runtime of 3 hours and 10 minutes.

(Via: https://t.co/MxwxxAydXV…)

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

Love love love when my work laptop decides “40% battery” means it’s actually just going to turn itself off during a meeting

[sad kirby @keatonmerrell]

Finally something for the real heroes

[The Recount @therecount]

“I wanna recognize that your line of questioning is transphobic, and it opens up trans people to violence.”

— Law professor Khiara Bridges, after explaining to Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) that more than just women are capable of giving birth

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Two of the men who voted to take away a woman’s right to control her own body have been credibly accused of sexual assault.

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

Morning rituals are so important y’all.

For the last 3 days I’ve been quickwashing the same load of laundry and then forgetting to move it to the dryer

Really gives me a false sense of confidence for the day ☺️

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

@starwars @twolinepass @disneyplus And then what happened

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

This becomes easier to accept if you believe that women are, in fact, people

[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

They say Big Data knows too much about us but I just got an ad for a Richard Mille watch so clearly they don’t know enough lol

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

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[Mike Montero @MikeMontero11]

Pros of my local donut shop: they almost always toss in an extra donut! Sweet!

Cons: I ordered an iced coffee and they just? Poured a Starbucks Frappuccino glass over ice???