Michael Von Stroke

Bistro12 Vibe Manager, Journalist, Lipstick Lesbian Ally, 90s Shock Culture Enthusiast He/Him/His.

[Michael Von Stroke @mikemontone]

Hijacked some boomer's livestream to let the listening public know where they could find the best damn morning show in town! @1010WINSMontone

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

"If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms."

- Mike Ditka

RIP to a legend

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

When September ends, we remind you how Green Day tried to make this emo anti-war song but accidentally cranked out a banger where a dude leaves a whiny, selfish girl to go sling hate and discontent from a fifty cal with his boys

[Ⓜ️ichael Whitlow @couldbelikemike]

If you haven’t yelled “DINGMOTHERFUCKINGDONG!” or “Place at the table!” at least once in your life … you truly haven’t lived a full life.

God, this movie rules.

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

33 years ago today, The Program premiered.

[Michael Von Stroke @mikemontone]

Undisputed #1

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

33 years ago today, “The Program” premiered

Starring @halleberry & @omarepps,
this college football movie told a different side of the NCAA grossing $23M off a $17M budget being regarded as 1 of the best football films

Is this a Top 3 Football movie to you? 🤔

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

To celebrate the Autumn Equinox🍂

"The Autumn Wind"

~ a poem written by Steve Sabol, delivered by John Facenda

[Michael Von Stroke @mikemontone]

Nice

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert is accused in a sworn House ethics complaint of having lesbian affairs with 2 female staffers under her supervision.

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

While traveling together, John Adams and Benjamin Franklin are compelled to share a bed.

Instead of sleep, the pair argue all night about whether to leave the window open or closed.

Franklin eventually wins the argument when Adams gets too tired and falls asleep.

Adams writes a lengthy and angry diatribe in his diary about it.

[CharlieRockUnfiltered @BlueCordCSM]

🇺🇸 GWOT DEPLOYMENT GYMS WERE DIFFERENT. 😂

No A/C. No rubber floors. No matching plates.

Just a plywood bench, rusty bar, and ammo cans filled with concrete because apparently, everything becomes gym equipment eventually.

“How much does that weigh?”

“NO IDEA. IT’S TWO AMMO CANS.” 🫡

Need heavier dumbbells?

BIGGER AMMO CANS.

There was always a dude in Ranger panties and boots, somebody doing pull-ups in a plate carrier, and a psychopath crushing a warm Rip-It between sets.

The bench smelled like 37 dudes.

Half the weights said DO NOT REMOVE because gym equipment somehow went tactical overnight.

No fancy equipment. No personal trainers.

Just scrap metal, concrete, ammo cans, and terrible decisions.

And somehow everybody came home jacked. 😂

👇 Who else lifted ammo cans full of concrete on deployment?

@Boots_N_Chutes @cmrowe77

#GWOT #MilitaryHumor #Veterans

[Vintage.NewJersey @VintageNJ1]

Joey Harrison’s Surf Club, 1990

[Nick Harris @NickHarrisFWST]

Don’t forget players have to clear three waivers today

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

Dan Campbell has a special spot in his heart for high school football.

I asked the Lions head coach if he had a message for players and coaches beginning their seasons. His answer was as fantastic as you’d expect it to be.

[Michael Von Stroke @mikemontone]

Just another day on the high seas

[New York Post @nypost]

Dunkin' Donuts worker caught washing feet in kitchen of chain's Staten Island Ferry location - prompts health probe https://t.co/0wuIA1ioab

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 2010, James Corden and Patrick Stewart got into an argument on stage at an award show with Stewart telling Corden to not linger behind recipients and presenters, and Corden not relenting and choosing to get in Stewart's face. Amazing.

[Old Time Football 🏈 @Ol_TimeFootball]

August 13, 1982
Jeff Spicoli crashes Charles Jefferson’s car, and places the blame on Lincoln High fans.
An enraged Jefferson leads Ridgemont High to a 42-0 win.
#FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh

[Michael Von Stroke @mikemontone]

Are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: One of Europe’s biggest travel operators warns Spain & Italy are nearing tourism capacity, with Spain “almost fully sold out.”

[TMZ @TMZ]

🍆 World's smallest penis owner books enhancement procedure with GoFundMe cash.

Exclusive: https://t.co/DyI12tS12t

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky publishes an autobiography: “Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Tonight on 60 Minutes, football’s over and you’ve got school in the morning. I’m Mike Wallace, eat shit.”

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

Happy 78th birthday to Brian McGee, born #OnThisDay August 2, 1948. #TheSimpsons