Mike

I like dirt

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

Raise hell, praise Dale. *plays thunderstruck

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

I’m basically the worst person ever

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

Making moves because I’m not getting any younger

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

Thrills are more fun than chillin

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

@MAPotoczny Totem pole sisters 😂

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

@cottle01 I’m 240 and still send it on a bike. Fuck em

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

@wildchilds11 #facialsbyseth

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

I ride to let my frustrations out

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

The problem with crazy is that it’s unpredictable

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

I bet there is ppl that when they 69 they eat each other’s asses. 😂🤷🏼‍♂️

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

Dunno what’s worse. Not getting the job I applied for or that I shaved my mullet for my interview

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

Moist cunt

[S E T H L O R D @HawdCoor]

Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating does not constitute as “plans.”

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

1 out of 138. Dang

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

They won’t want you to be happy. Enslaved in doubt and financial situations. Just be happy it’s your life to life not theirs

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

Got my dirt bike rippin. Now to pull more chicks than holeshots. Jump for show, corner for dough

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

Damn a lot of milfs out today. Oh wait. That’s just how horny I am. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

Why hasn’t anyone made a “pussy so good” then have iron man gif after he is defeated in the preview for endgame

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

All this ask me anonymous shit on fb is fucking annoying

[Mike @MikeMurdoch951]

If I think it will make you laugh or Atleast smile I will do it or say it