Mike Murphy

Husband, Father, Business Owner : Social Construction Co. N/M Design Build +

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy_MMB]

My wife: @taylorswift13 THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL IS OUT !!!!

Me: crying uncontrollably

My wife: I didn’t know you were so excited too

removes airpods* The Best of @Creed (Remastered 2025) continues playing at full volume

Me: what ?

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@stoolpresidente This aged like milk in the Arizona heat

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@MikeGarafolo Is Amons punch in the room with us ? No way he swung on any player. He knows the culture/standard in Det. No chance he took that unnecessary risk

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Just maybe the @DietCoke is addicted to me…you ever think about that !?

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@stoolpresidente Homegrown Mi kid. LFG

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@notaregee @MySportsUpdate Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😭

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@_MLFootball He’s been what !? Now that’s a personal foul

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@BRlANBRANCH They did you dirty. Set your revenge clock for 8:15pm 12/5/24

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@Spenmorax The normal suspension is 6 games for PEDs. Jimmy G had to sit out the first two games for a suspension over misfiling for a therapeutic use exemption. Hopefully it’s just something dumb and not a foolish immature move

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@RELEVANTpodcast It’s called “Recipe For Disaster” Couples have to remain calm while cooking a meal together, but they don’t know they have each been given a recipe for the same meal with a different sequence of directions.

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under all the lawn chairs before exploding. Our pastor was there and got 3rd degree burns on his forearm while diving to cover his wife and kids. Complete chaos with guest running in all directions. Pretty sure my ears rang for a month being so close to the explosion. 10/10

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@RELEVANTpodcast a couple year ago we were at a 4th party and after several milkshakes the host brought out a tray of fireworks…instead of a lighter like a normal human, he was using a propane torch to light fuses. The night ended when a huge mortar tipped sideways and shot pt1

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I wonder how many people woke up with 10 fingers today who will go to bed with only 9 ? #fourthofjuly2024 #fireworks #America

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@CallofDuty #codcombatrecord murphxnation

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@FortniteStatus Has this been fixed yet ??

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@RELEVANTpodcast @jessecarey

https://t.co/GJP6hj5Ysr

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Can’t have your phone in your hand while driving in MI as of today, $150 fine, community service, & points !?

Let me just go ahead and add the orange caution vest and stabby garbage pole to my Amazon cart now.

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When you pay $250k for the full titanic experience 👀👀

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@RELEVANTpodcast part 2. Our church was an old industrial building, so they split the youth room into 2 parts, sanctuary and hang out spot. The new YP split the room by having a 15’ tall agro crag built with double doors for entry