Mike Nick

drop it like it’s gawrsh

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

New Collab:

Me ft. The Very Loud Construction Workers Outside My Apartment

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

Travis Kelce lookin like Jon Hamm in that diner scene in Baby Driver

[manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl]

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

“Fast Car” except it’s called “Bus Pass” and is about me not being able to afford renting in Chicago without roommates

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

Making this joke one (1) year in advance so everyone knows I was here first

https://t.co/GbmilwLJ6y

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

Bob Evans is short for Robert Evanston

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

.@ChicagosMayor any funding for residents to amend the CTA map tattoo they got, say, literally yesterday? 🫡

[ABC 7 Chicago @ABC7Chicago]

Mayor Brandon Johnson and Senator Dick Durbin will announce the largest transit infrastructure grant ever awarded to the CTA. https://t.co/SR9SxW4ol8

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

No no you don’t understand these are my Emotional Support Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Bites

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

@knopp_marykate Only 7 years late to my magnum opus

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

New Collab:

Me ft. The Very Loud Construction Workers Outside My Apartment

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

@knopp_marykate 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

oh no where am I going to lurk for news and refuse to participate now :///

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand https://t.co/kXC68HpL43

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

Every c*tholic person replying to rightfully angry comments on their fb posts like

“Not sure I understand what you mean by ‘I ғᴇᴀʀ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛs ᴏғ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ’ but I’d like to. Feel free to reach out, let’s have a dialogue”

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

y’all didn’t give a fuck when actual born children were gunned down but now you pretend you care about saving the unborn???? Eat shit

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

@MarquetteU Such fun #Content™️ 🤗 what about the Helfaer #Theatre?? I’ll bet that building has seen LOTS of love and monetary #investment!

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

It’s officially 😳 Hot Boy Summer 😤 and nothing is Hotter 🔥😍 than taking the 😮‍💨 #bus 🚍💪 because your car is ✨dead✨😜

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

I have spent the past few days researching the training of Uvalde officers, including the tactics they were expected to use to halt school shooters.

The documents are jarring. Here’s a thread of our findings so far.

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[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

for real though, imagine looking at a human child and a gun, and siding with the gun

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

me, w/my debilitating fear of flying, getting accustomed to semi-frequent flights required for my new job:

[Mike Nick @MikeNick_]

@jackriedy Hardly true