Mike - Elon ruined the bird app

I am a #Padres fan first and a MLB fan second. Baseball is life

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

@G2CSGO T side to hard

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

How can one be both a rapist and a virgin

[augus @angilerista003]

Los detesto.
Son feos, marrones, gordos, degenerados, maleducados, acento horrible, violadores, virgenes, les crece mal la barba

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

@HLTVorg @thunderpickco RIP PICKEMS

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

Welcome to murica

[Underdog @Underdog]

England national team's van containing match cleats and training equipment was stolen from while in transit from Florida to Kansas City.

The FA are liaising with local police in an attempt to recover the missing items.

(per @CraigHope_DM, @Jack_Gaughan)

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

A real president

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Let’s go Team USA! Good luck at the World Cup, @USMNT.

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

@Padres @friarphilSD Yikes

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

#Canada wins.... only based on the fact they claim Alanis Morissette.

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

@japan_nobunaga Dont go to Olive Garden youll die of breadsticks

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

This

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

@Padres NOT BJ

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

@Patriots @TomBrady Stop

[Sammy Levitt @SammyLev]

Programming note: I’m out for the Padres series in Baltimore this weekend.

I’ll be officiating the wedding of @SuziMellano and @cMarvel7. A college sports power couple getting hitched!

@b_surp has you covered on pre/postgame this weekend on @973TheFanSD.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Per Trump’s request, Ghislaine Maxwell is now being given gourmet food and has been provided several puppies.

She is serving a 20-year sentence for child sex trafficking.

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

@Padres_Burner69 @ZackMann1997 @SnavelyCody6 And betting

[Padres Burner @Padres_Burner69]

@SnavelyCody6 Knee inflammation is certainty a word choice for PED investigation

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

@GuntherEagleman Youre and idiot.

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

War was "over" again

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: U.S. forces have shot down two Iranian one-way attack drones, according to a U.S. official.

[Mike - Elon ruined the bird app @MikeP0330]

@greggmunikwa Because they clean the stadium so the fans aren't sitting in other people's trash.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 NEW: 97 pardoned Jan. 6 rioters have already been returned to prison for new crimes.