Mike

Husband, Father, Sports Fan. Views are my own. RT does not mean endorsement.

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

@piersmorgan Guns don't kill civilians, civilians do. Your inability to separate the wrongdoer from their weapon is mind boggling.

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Hey @smackinseeds, I’m hosting a home run derby on May 31 to help a local school renovate their fields to provide a safe environment for the athletes. Anything you could do to help? Would love to give out some seeds to the participants!

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Hey @Cardinals, I’m hosting a home run derby on May 31 to help a local school renovate their fields to provide a safe environment for the athletes. Anything you could do to help? Some tix to raffle and help raise some money? Maybe Fredbird could pay us a visit? Go Cards!

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Just waiting to hear #Trump is delivering the next payload

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Hey @grok, who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t need to be a mutual and don’t tag them.

Just say it.

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

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[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Just a reminder that George Springer shouldn’t even be playing in the @MLB #BlueJays #ALCS

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

@AmericanAir These temperatures are not remotely acceptable for over one hour. Especially with children and seniors on board.

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Love landing 15 mins early to be told we will have to wait 40 mins for a gate. The restless kids and lack of cool air are a huge add to the experience of sitting on the tarmac. Thanks @AmericanAir and O’Hare.

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

@AmericanAir Update, landed an hour ago. Still not at the gate. @AmericanAir

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Baby now being partially undressed, held under air vents, and fanned. All while a stressed mom tries to fan herself in these temps. This is terrible @AmericanAir.
GEG—>ORD

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

In a world full of Nike’s, sport some @UnderArmour Harper 9s.

#youthbaseball @bryceharper3

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

@MrBeast Formula 1 driver vs regular dad in a riding mower race

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Have a better day than the @Eagles. Tough one.

@Commanders

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Do it Donald!
@realDonaldTrump

[Hastanoviembre @hastanoviembre]

@realDonaldTrump
You have a hockey team full of fans that would love to have you watch a game while we are here in Ft. Lauderdale. If that doesn’t work, we’d be more than happy to make the trip to Mar-a-Lago. Go Knights!!!

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

@elonmusk A significant reason for ever increasing spending is the insane upcharge contractors have on government contracts.

Pave a Walmart parking lot = $1M
Same size parking lot for Government = $4M

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

John Klein converts the PK to put City2 up 3-0.

@stlCITYsc

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

How the hell does TSA precheck end at 745pm on a Saturday in one of the busiest airports in the US. Absolutely ridiculous.

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Wtf is this version of the national anthem. Disgusting. #mlb #HomeRunDerby

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

#FortheLou

[Mike @MikeParmeter]

Goldschmidt with a bomb #forthelou