Man in the sky

I want to be kind. Not really the biggest fan of the (orange) guy in the white house though.

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

I speak Trumpian so let me translate this:

"Stephen Colbert emotionally triggered me tonight as he said something critical of me that I actually recognize as most likely true and I am afraid that other people will see it as most likely true also. This scares me, and makes me kind of sad (but I don't like to go there) and I am also very afraid of Stephen's (and CBS's) overall reach and influence on the general public."

🙏

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@BasedMikeLee Yikes Mr. politician man- why don't you be a little more blatant? 😬

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@SarahLongwell25 I think he/they know.

I think they are playing politics.

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court.:

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@Scaramucci The phrase "delusions of grandeur" seems pretty apt here. 😬

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@GeraldoRivera You may be right.

If so, the next question is: what kind of a man (especially a "leader") is always exaggerating?

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@TheRickWilson #EJDTD?

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@ThatEricAlper Forrest Gump

E.T

Contact

[Jim Himes 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jahimes]

Since the president’s speech an hour ago, oil prices are up $5 a barrel and stock market futures are down 1%.

Going to be a wild night on Truth Social.

And I’m still not sure what the hell he said.

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@kevin_nealon Never. (Must be a trick question/statement ⬆️).

Everybody knows it is *physically impossible* for a fart to lose its comedic value under *any* circumstance.

Don't blame me- look it up.
#it's_science

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

Umm... so it *is* just about trying to limit/disenfranchise Democrat voters?

[Mark Meadows @MarkMeadows]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

If republicans in the senate fail to pass the SAVE America Act, Democrats will take control.

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

Lindsey Graham has a secret.

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@mattvanswol You may want to reflect on some of the choices you are making in life, in this case your political choices. It sounds like people around you (whether you like, care about and/or respect them- or not) are trying to tell you something.

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@aawalters91 @brithume What was the "hoax," Angela?

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@brithume I agree. Ask yourself, "what kind of man would say this?" What type of man?

These types of statements give us all a tremendous amount of insight into the kind of man trump is. And oh man, it is not pretty.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Don’t EVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@kevin_nealon It's like a carousel- up, down, around- you've gotta to feel it

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@McFaul I think it's because the first people into the Strait are going to get really hurt, there will probably be alot of casualties, and he doesn't want it to be only Americans. He doesn't want to be seen as leading Americans into a tinder box.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

"she could tighten up that triple-axel" I mumble to the television, cracking open my second sleeve of Oreos.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

When you need to distract the nervous dog during a blood draw.. 😂

Sound on

[Man in the sky @MikePeace_]

@BenStiller 🙏