Mike People

uk and proud 🇬🇧 dont like prounouns. biggest aninal I’ve ever seen was a giraffe at chester zoo but also I saw a whale in London museem but that was dead

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The lodger is OUT 2 days in and he’s already set a fucking firework off in the kitchen. I’m not getting my deposit back

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Classic 😆!

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I don’t like her anymore shouted at me and made me put dog in the house but it should be outside

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Got a new photo of the misses! Turning 53 next week going for drinks at spoons 🍸🍸

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LOVE OF MY LIFE APLE OF MY EYE!!

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@mornacha2 Why are they dressed STUPID?!

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@paulsquire1970 The people on the highs street are mean to me always. I get off bus and youths throw eggs at me and make me smelly and I tried go in the pine land but lady inside tell me no because I’m covered egg but I waited to dry off so what’s the issue?? POLITICAL CRERECTNESS!!!!!

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@benonwine AAAAHHHH HE MOVE TOO FAST!!!!!

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@laithwaites I went on holiday and have a white wine and I have drank too many because I swam off in the sea and and then ocean police had to find me because I got lost and my sister didn’t know where

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@Mollyjake3 Lady at whetherpsoons have big eyelash like this and I thought they were pretty until one fall out in my food and I was sick on table

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@paulsquire1970 Are you inside a box? WHERE!!

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@kennyroberts725 I would not make this face I would grin secretly because I like the sound and the smell of a lady

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@AngelCageBand Why is stone henge outside the window? ALSO I MET THIS MAN IN BLACKPOOL AND HE WOULDNT GIVE ME BIS CHIPS AND I ASK TO SEE HIS HOUSE AND HE SAID “no!” even though I was very nice to him

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@markjw52 I try zoom call with doctor in lockdowns but I join wrong call and I spend 1 hour listening to gcse English lesson and I was really confused and I almost cried when they all laughed at me because I thought teacher was doctor and I tell him about my swollen body and everyone laugh

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@brubsackles One eye slightly higher than other but that’s ok because we love all no matter how strange! I bullied a lad in school because he was SMELLY and his clothes were dirty but then I find out he was my distance cousin so I forgive him. I do not remember following this account

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@bonkerssteve GREEN EVIL!!!!!!!!! In all serious however I put green paint on my face in halloween 2002 and then my eye turned red and hard to breath because it was actually paint for a wall not paint for a face and I went A and E and there I saw a man who looked like mr blobby

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@LeilaniDowding Why are the ladies with the horsies?

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@d___fens_reborn One on left looks like my old teacher who would shout at me in early 80s and make me cry but it’s ok because I had the last laugh when I saw him at the bus station in 2016 and he was really old in wheelchair and I poured my Stella on him and also took his silly leg blanket

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@Mollyjake3 That looks like knob

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@DrLoupis Even the gay? I met lovely man at work many years ago and he was like George Michael and he lived in a tent in his garden also one of them looks like family guy and also one of them likes like the yellow person bald from simpsons

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@1984_RebElle I give up my car in 2007 because I drilled a hole in the engine to make more airodyneamic but it’s actually a blessing in disguise because dog was sick all of the back seats many times from car sick and it smelled BAD but now ride bus and bus driver horrible to me