BarleyPop

Baseball, Beer, Rock n Roll🇱🇷 Artist/writer. In the woods, friends, cold beer, dogs, good 🎵 & cool girls dancing around a campfire. I have no filter. I cuss.

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

I'm dead! This is the coolest thing ever.

I joke my Dad cranked the White Album & changed my diaper. Here's another example of fine American youth.

"I'd clap my hands
Stomp my feets
Try & stay in time."

Lynyrd Skynyrd "Ballad of Curtis Loew"

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

Cubs playing our way back to .500. Fans say sell at the deadline.

Sell what? Michael Busch? Ben Brown?

Jed Hoyer has ensured no Cubs players have excess market value. They are immovable.

Our 2026 payroll is $249,822,484.

Brewers is $127,952,972.

Guess who's winning? 🤷‍♂️ ⚾

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Final.

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

I'll say it again. You know it to be true.

Neither Spencer Pratt nor Steve Hilton will be "elected" in California.

Communists won't allow it. They scoff at elections & citizens. You're pond scum, we run the show.

An outsider would have to win 85%-15% to defeat CA voter fraud.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Time to get election results:

🇧🇷 Brazil: 2 hours (124M ballots)
🇫🇷 France: 4 hours (34M ballots)
🇮🇳 India: 24 hours (640M ballots)
🇩🇪 Germany: 8 hours (51M ballots)
🇦🇷 Argentina: 6 hours (25M ballots)
🇺🇸 California: 37 DAYS (10M ballots)

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

"Red House" is Jimi Hendrix saying "Fuck every template of how to write a commercially successful hit song, listen to me play guitar." 🤘🎸🎶

[OMG I love that song! @OMGIluvthatsong]

The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Red House (1970)

I like to think that Jimi Hendrix was one of the best blues players of our time.

Videos such as this one help me prove my case!

This performance is from Live at Stockholm 1969.

You a fan of Jimi?

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

I was raised in Chicago. Ran by Democrats for over a century. They literally joke with the phrase "Vote early, vote often!".

Voter fraud is an accepted reality. There are no "elections".

Spencer Pratt nor Steve Hilton will be "elected" in California.

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

@Super70sSports The set of Little House on the Prairie was a literal AA meeting. "Half-pint" Melissa Gilbert recalls Michael Landon drinking scotch in his coffee every day. Film crew dubbed long sets a "3 case" day.

Mrs. Oleson died broke & destitute in a Hollywood sympathy home for addicts.

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

@CHGO_Cubs All good. But this leaves out Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, Ron Santo & several others who weren't drafted by the Cubs in the modern system of amateur drafting & development. I think that's an important distinction to make, rather than saying "the only 3".

Congrats, Ian Happ! ⚾

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

Congratulations to Ian Happ reaching his 1000th hit as a member of the Chicago Cubs.

And to correct this post, more than 3 Cubs have achieved this feat. This post is taking a very narrow definition, players drafted by the Cubs in the modern system, not over 100+ years🤦‍♂️

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

My buddy lived atop a mountain in Elizabethton, TN. Headwaters of Stoney Creek & the Watauga River.

I was taking a bath in the little creek when the mail lady saw me. Full birthday suit. She honked & laughed.

I'd give her a show when I could. She'd honk & throw me candy 🥰 ♥️

[WeenyWaney @weenywaney]

Freedom Farm Breaking News
🐕 👀 😳

Weeny now lives in the creek.

We are 36 hours into Operation: Get Weeny Out Of The Creek.

The operator has gone off-grid, refused evacuation, tossed his MRE’s, and appears committed to completing an undisclosed mission.

Command has lost all control of the situation.

Send backup. 🥷 🐶 🥷

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

@OutOfTheVines I remember taking a lot of heat, writing at Cubs Den, calling for Happ to be promoted in early 2017.

Prospect nerds noted his need for linear development, I argued he filled a need to help the MLB team win games now.

I think we were both partially correct.

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

Poetry 🥰

Hickory hickory dock.
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___ _ ______ ___ _____ on the next block.

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

At some point you just have to trust your gut. Mine has always told me Jed Hoyer sucks.

I go through the ups & downs like every other Cubs fan. But we're nearly double the payroll of every other team in the NL Central & can't win.

The Brewers are simply a better organization.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

.@MLBBruceLevine breaks down recent performance trends and the bigger picture of where things stand right now 👇

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

Yet you keep posting.

And posting.

And posting.

Who does this when they are truly mourning?

I'm not judging, everyone does their own thing. Just confused (I'm really not confused, I know exactly why this account is doing this, & you do too). 😔

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

I'm not afraid. I get called all kinds of things all the time, because I tell the truth.

Democrats are the party of racism & hatred. They oppress Blacks through culture & schools, control their population with crime policies & abortion clinics.

"Trans" is code for pedophilia.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Truth.👇

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

It may be weeks before they can eliminate Spencer Pratt.

Any non-leftist freak that runs for office in California, especially L.A. or San Francisco, literally has to win actual votes by a margin of 85%-15% in order to overcome the voter fraud & stand a chance 😔

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Spencer Pratt drops to third in LA mayoral odds, trailing Mayor Bass & Democratic Socialist Nithya Raman.

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

@MichaelHil14955 We had a little lake with a beach in my hometown, a popular spot for swimming & hanging out.

Went there throughout my childhood, see classmates & friends.

Around age 12 I started seeing my female classmates in bikinis, getting these curves, thinking "What is THAT?!" 😍

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

When I was 10 & my testicles began to swell I didn't stop to think "do I want to be sexually attracted to boys or girls?"

Daisy Duke in her shorts did it for me. That's why I respect gay people. It's organic.

"Trans women", & normalizing pedophilia, is another issue entirely.

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

Who remembers "Ichiro Girl"? 🥰

[MLB @MLB]

15 years ago today: we were introduced to Ichiro Girl 😂

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

Colonel Flag is the epitome of every single elected official in DC, except he was self-destructive rather than a public menace.

[Classic MASH 🍸 @ClassicMASH]

#ClassicMASH

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

@BamaSaltyMarine All you have to do is send her your birthdate, last 4 digits of your social security number, & a current bank statement showing your account number & all is forgiven.

[BarleyPop @MikePilbean]

@BamaSaltyMarine Jack does 😂🥰

[Cyber Punk @11cyberpunk]

Santana - Black Magic Woman