Mike Plank

Everything is local to someone! #listening #doorstep #jobs #broadband #remain #leave #mp4mp

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I will not be Westminster's man in Sittin-on-Phence West. I shall be Sittin-on-Phence West's man (or woman) in Westminster #local #broadband

[Patrick Kidd @patrick_kidd]

Hearing a rumour that @MikePlankMP is considering his position as special envoy to Vanuatu and Lidl (a blast from the past for @MattChorley)

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I will be doing media interviews

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

With a heavy heart, I tender my resignation as I set out in detail below

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

Apologies for the radio silence. I gave my Twitter password to Gavin Williamson to look after in a safe place and have been waiting for it to pass #ElbowsDeep

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

Well if there is one thing that is clear after this conference season it’s that one leader spouts vacuous nonsense, quotes poetry and gets laughed at while making no practical suggestions about Brexit, fuel shortages, gas bills or pigs. And the other did the same. #FollowMyLeader

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I would like to wish my successor all the best.
I’d like to, but I can’t, as I seem to have been elected again.
The good people (and quite a lot of the bad people) of Sittin-on-Phence West have been their trust in me. They won’t not regret.

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

Where is everyone?

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

Sorry I should have been clearer: this was in relation to Mike Bushell’s involvement with #Strictly. I have no #view on #Brexit.

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

To be clear, I will vote for anything, *anything* that will just make it stop.

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I am always happy to answer your questions #lobbyhustings

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I am willing to answer questions from anyone. Anyone? Any questions at all? #anyquestionsatall

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I know it’s late but I’ve always rather liked Bette Midler

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

STATEMENT: After a number of approaches by colleagues (although admittedly several thought I was someone else) I wish to make an announcement about my decision on whether or not to consider the possibility of putting my name forward to be considered for the position of 1/37

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

Following inquiries from colleagues I am happy to confirm that I am considering standing.
But for now am just going to sit here.

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

My #jobsfair planning overran. What have I missed?

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

Their leader doesn’t understand Brexit, is a figure of ridicule and most of their MPs hate them.

So they have plenty in common with my leader.

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I have been considering my position for some time. And I’m still not sure what it is.

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I’d like to apologise for however I voted.

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I stand fully behind my leader. Whoever that is just at the moment

[Mike Plank @MikePlankMP]

I’m beginning to worry I’m the only MP who hasn’t been asked to join a new party